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Will Pranab Mukherjee go the Nitish Kumar way ?

Political observers believe that  by visiting the RSS Headquarters former President Pranab Mukherjee will go the Nitish Kumar way. One need not elaborate.

All eyes on Shiv Sena

Relations between Shiv Sena, an ally, and  NDA is sweet and sour. NDA's ministers are participating in the fourth year of celebrations but Anant Gete, the lone minister of Shiv Sena, seems not interested in such participation. All eyes on Shiv Sena whether his minister will give his ministry's achievements or not?  Last year also he skips such event.

Foolish Liberals..

I'm at my fav Coffee Shop for my morning Coffee Fix...on the adjacent  table is a TV News Anchor. As I sip my Coffee and glance through the Newspaper... she strikes a conversation.

Lady: If BJP wants to do away with the past why not do away with Rashtrapati Bhavan and Mughal Garden too..

Me: Ma'am they've just renamed Mughalsarai Junction...not brought it down

.. and by the way the Brits named the Palatial House that became Rashtrapathi Bhavan later.... Viceroy's House..

L: Why do we want to erase the past...

M: Indigenous people do this when they've been ruled by a tyrannical Foreigner....

L: Now our Christian brethren are feeling unsafe in India...

M: Name one incident post 2014 that should make them feel unsafe...

L: So many incidents come to mind...

M: Okay name one....

L: Why isn't breeding of Turkeys done on a large-scale.... we know why...because Christians use Turkeys in their Xmas Dinners...you know how expensive Turkey Meat is in India...or ..why no Xmas Carols sung outside 7 RCR...

M: Ma'am I hope you've not mixed something  in your Coffee...

L: No..no... I'm pained at the prevailing persecution of minorities in India...take the 3 Talaq....

M: But Ma'am this has been done on the request of Muslim Women who were being literally persecuted by this inhuman practice....

L: I love my Beef Steak.... why ban Beef...

M: So you feel the religious sentiments of the Majority should not matter in India...

L: There should be a National Debate.. I can even Moderate a Debate if need be...

M: What's there to debate.... Hindus say Cow is their Mother....now will you debate to convince them Cow is not their Mother....

L: How can an animal be a human's Mom...

M: How can a human be born via immaculate conception.... Ma'am its belief...in a Secular Nation ... we respect each other's  belief...its not a religious requirement to eat Beef. Yes Muslims have to do Zabaa of an animal for religious reasons... there are goats... sheep... Poultry....

L: Why is the Army so cruel towards Stone Pelters...

M: You throw ink...shoe...egg at a Neta .....though you don't aim to harm the Neta...but still you'll be arrested..... here you stone the Army to harm them. Stoning  of a Israeli soldier... Marine...means immediate death...the Soldier and Marine have the license to kill...but here....our Army can't even stone the stone Pelters...

L: But why not address the Stone Pelters grievances...

M: India has made it clear.... put down arms.... and within the parameters of the Indian State they are willing  to discuss issues...

L: Didn't we get our Independence...

M: The Brits conquered us.... here the erstwhile State of J&K acceded to India...just wondering.... you are an Indian  but you  side with a lot that want to break India....

L: I'm a liberal....I stand  for  human rights.... wherever these rights  are  trampled I raise my voice...

M: What day is it today....what tragedy took place today...

L: 6th June.....  don't have an idea...

M: Blue Star.... hundreds of innocent pilgrims were killed today inside Harmandir Sahib as Indira chose to attack Harmandir Sahib on a Gurpurab (matrydom day of Guru Arjun Dev ji) when the Gurudwara was teeming with pilgrims...

L: Must go..... got an appointment....

M: Ma'am we all do the same when  in an embarrassing situation..bye!

Disclaimer:  Satire  in Prose .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

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