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This is History (939) "The mind alone is one's friend as well as one's enemy." It will be between Congress and Shivraj Singh in Madhya Pradesh Political observers say that the next political battle will be between the Congress and CM
This is History (939)
"The mind alone is one's friend as well as one's enemy."
It will be between Congress and Shivraj Singh in Madhya Pradesh
Political observers say that the next political battle will be between the Congress and CM Shivraj Singh and not the BJP in Madhya Pradesh.
What a level of confidence ?
Most of the Indians are amazed to see the level of confidence of Narendra Modi while meeting the top world leaders.
Imaginary Interview
By wonder of imagination I'm able to interview Yuvraj....
Venue: Defence Colony South Indian Eatery
Fare: Idli Sambar.. Filter Coffee.....
Me: So you reached AIIMS first.... was there a race..
Yuvraj: No race ...but I reached first... so there..
Y: But I hear family of Vajpayee... requested you to come later...but you got wind that Modi was going at 7.30 pmso you went first... ran in...touched the ICU door and came running out claiming victory...by the way Modi spent time in the ICU ....and spoke at length with the family..
Y: I came first... I came first...
M: Not your fault.... seems when you were young you used to walk out of the Examinations after submitting a blank answer sheet in 5 minutes of exam commencing.....thinking that who walked out first came first...and your Momsie indulged you..and no school must have had the guts to duck you...
R: I'm a very emotional guy.... see despite electoral differences I ran to meet Vajpayee..
M: Tell me one thing ....Vajpayee has been ill for the last 10 years ... how many times did you go to meet him...
R: (Changing Subject) .... See how Modi treats the elders in BJP... see Advani.....
M: Modi has always bowed to Advani and taken his blessings... you tell me how did you guys treat Kesri and Narsimha Rao....and as for Vajpayee... despite what he allegedly did for you personally ......which was really a biggie....still your Mom gave him hell...called him a Gaddar... refused to stand by him during Kargil War and dragged his good name in mud with forged documents... and you do this drama... of 'I first'!!
R: Let's order some Nimbu Pani...
M: Really someone is doing what the 3 Protaganists did to Chatur in 3 Idiots.... these daily bloomers really show you in poor light.... Coke started as Shikanji and McDonald's started as a Dhaba.... baloney..
R: I thought of these...
M: Then you need to get medical help.... see a good psychiatrist...
R: Mom and my Think Tank tell me ... I'm very brainy...
M: Really they are leading you down the garden path... they have some reasons... your Mom does it out of sheer love...
R: My popularity ratings rising.....every day my image gains...
M: Only as per Darbari Media.....what they project is what they hope...not what's the truth....
R: See how I handled Karnataka..
M: The grapevine says ...old Congress hands stepped in...by the way you promised farm loan waiver within 10 days of Congress coming to power in Karnataka...
R: It's in the works...
M: What about Punjab... don't tell me its in the works there for the past 2 years...
R: One day people will say.... Rahul resuscitated Congress..
M: But first who made it comatose....you!!!
R: Had I not been in Politics today I'd be a hugely successful Industrialist...
M: You'd need a Think Tank there too... and they'd mislead you there too...sell you .....Warren Buffet started by selling Buffets... Sam Walton sold Prefab Walls.... Bill Gates sold Gates....
R: Did they...
M: No.... they'd tell you similarly going by your surname you should get into printing 'Gandhis'...currency....fasao you....and remember Congress isn't in power and will not be the near and distant future.. and Modi not Vajpayee is the PM ....
R: But all said and done I came first....
M: Sorry ...but now I'll be the first to leave....can't take more of this...
Disclaimer: Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs
VJS
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Modi Down But Not OutWho has been the most succesfull bureaucrat turned politician ?
Eyeing politics as a vibrant medium of serving the nation, several civil servants have in the past several years identified politics as more suitable career to serve the people. Given the fact that they found the political system much comfortable and active in order to bring about the desired change, it however remains to be seen that who among the bureaucrats (who turned politicians) have been most succesfull both in the state and at the Centre.
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