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Banks have stopped taking recommendations

Encouragement by Government of India to work only on merits, banks have now stopped taking recommendations and entertaining phone calls of the powers that be while sanctioning loans. Now only those who qualify as per the guidelines are being obliged.

Mallikarjun Kharge is new Congress incharge Maharashtra

Congress President Rahul Gandhi has removed Mohan Prakash and appointed Mallikarjun Kharge as new Congress incharge in Maharashtra.

Gayi Aap paani mein

A recent acquaintance... someone who works for a Media House... which as per me is pretty fair in its reportage.... drops in to meet me. Over Chilled Jall-Jeera and spicy Aloo Chaat we get chatting.

Me: Seems a section  of the Media is hell bent to show Achche Din haven't still come...

Friend: Ha ..ha... the Darbaari lot... but if you look closely their own careers in the doldrums... unn ke toh bahut boore dinn chall rahe hai..

M: Like..... hint ...

F: Ex Editor of a Fearless Newspaper.... who today is reduced to running an inconsequential  Web News Site and spends his time tweeting... a ex Diva of electronic Media...whose jobless.... craving  to get back into Anchoring News..

F: How can these people say Achche Dinn are here...

M:  And off and on they'll  put out something like the 15 lac parable made by Modi..

F: For the umpteenth time saying this.... Modi just let us know the quantum of money overseas is so much that if its brought back every Indian could get 15 lacs...

M: Yes we must empathise with them.... one day the Boss and next day nobody...

F: Fantastic ... sending the NSG to Kashmir... just their  presence  sends a huge message..

M: Since Mehbooba quit as CM there's been no stone throwing... locals behaving....in fact offering tea and biscuits to Army Teams undertaking Local Search Operations...

F: Believe me... I was in Kashmir for quite some time.... they only understand the language of a 'heavy hand'!!! Any laxness and they take it you are weak...

M: Yes.... help them.... bring progress to the Valley.... but don't let down gaurd....they should know Army is there and will retaliate if there is any violation of law and order...

F: I think Sushma reacted a bit too fast in the matter of a Hindu-Muslim Couple in a Passport matter..

M: From what I saw on TV the RPO was right.... after marriage if you maintain your Maiden Name a Affidavit declaring your intention is needed..

F: And the Passport Office will take some time to verify if the Applicant had applied in her married name and obtained a Passport... people whose Visas are rejected  do change ID and Passports.....there must be some resson for them to apply from Lucknow when they are from Noida....I think Sushma in her mission to earn brownie points from Pseudos jumped the gun...

M: So Kejri is in Bangalore... and IAS Officers back in Delhi are saying they are waiting for the meeting LG has advised...

F: Its a temporary truce...if Kejri doesn't  do the needful they'll go back to boycotting meetings..

M: Ball is in Kejri 's Court...

F: Problem with him is... a tennis ball is in his Court and he returns and starts playing gully cricket with it...

M: Yes he changes goal posts.....in fact more apt he changes  the game..

F: Aur milla kya... Delhi Public are suffering AAP....

M: Maybe he's now realized he's not going to come to power next election.. so enjoy.... pangge lo..... and if reports are to believed.... allegedly rake it in....

F: I think this would be end of AAP.... epitaph... they came to fight Laloo.....  Mulayam types........and ended up thanking them for their support!!!

M: Gayi AAP paani mein...

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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Modi Down But Not Out

Who has been the most succesfull bureaucrat turned politician ?

Eyeing politics as a vibrant medium of serving the nation, several civil servants have in the past several years identified politics as more suitable career to serve the people. Given the fact that they found the political system much comfortable and active in order to bring about the desired change, it however remains to be seen that who among the bureaucrats (who turned politicians) have been most succesfull both in the state and at the Centre.

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