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Religion is the opium of the masses.

Can Advani be consensus candidate for PMs post ?

People say in politics everything is possible. In case any kind of coalition takes place in the next Lok Sabha polls , they say L K Advani may be the consensus candidate for PMs post.

A discussion about Private Secretaries

Place- an eating point in front of Shashtri Bhawan in the national capital . Time lunch hours. Topic of discussion- Principal Secretaries (PSs) of Union Ministers. Many participants were sore over the alleged negative approach of PSs/OSDs. They opined that only IAS officers are  most effective PS,  IPS  and IRS officers are also good PS. PSs of other services are good for nothing. They are just passing their time. Private persons are super ministers or super boss.

Such Touchstones get stoned

My friend is a successful Lawyer and as Court is on Vacation he joins me for a round of golf and post the game we chat over Idlis... Dosas.... and chilled sweet Lassis.

Me: Chamleshwar gayo....

F: Master of Roster is nothing new.... he made it into an issue!

M: He's been saying that Justice Gogoi should  be the next CJI...

F: See if a Lt. Gen in Army spoke up against  the COAS in Public rest assured his chances of  becoming COAS would be zero.... even if an IAS Joint Director spoke up against  the Secratary in Public rest assured he would stunt his career..... they can voice their opinions internally but never in Public...

M: None of the  3 Judges should be made CJI and as it is they have very little time left for retirement..

F: RaGa again at it..... some anti BJP paper took out an article that 'Amit Shah's Bank in Gujarat changed the max currency post Demo'!! His Lackey went to the extent of saying that Amit Shah made 745 crores... the entire ammount exchanged by the said Bank post Demo...

M: I read the article.... stupid....he's one of the 21 Directors..... NABARD issued a statement “NABARD conducted 100 % verification in Ahmedabad DCCB which revealed that the Bank had complied with all the KYC Guidelines of the RBI while accepting the demonetised notes. As per the verification report of NABARD, required under the extent guidelines, the Bank had also submitted the required Cash Transaction Reports (CTRs) and STRs to FlU-India wherever required. The average amount of demonetised notes deposited by the customers of the bank has been lower than that of other banks.  Based on the satisfactory verification of demonetised notes held by concerned DCCBs across India, including Ahmedabad and Rajkot, RBI accepted the demonetised notes held by these DCCBs. The RBI gave necessary credit in the accounts of DCCBs concerned.”

F: They've tried hit-jobs with Amit Shah's son.... then with Piyush Goyal.... and its not the last one.... RaGa is so desperate...he doesn't verify stories.... just orders his lackey to tweet..... and lackey to please him goes overboard....

M: What happened to Didi's China Tour....

F: Didi first planned the Tour....fixed the  dates....booked the tickets and made Hotel reservations... and then contacted Chinese Officials to fix appointments for discussions... when there was no response...

M: Didi and gang were left high and dry....and so they had to cancel the trip.....

F: The intelligent way would have been getting MEA involved and using MEA to get appointments....and I am sure Sushma Swaraj would have obliged....she's nowadays in Brownie Point garnering mode...

M: The joke now doing the rounds with Sushma as MEA there are 3 ways of getting a Passport.... Regular.... Tatkaal and Halaal... if you are a Muslim... submit your Passport and send a Tweet to Sushma that RPO harrassing you as you are a Muslim...by evening you will get your Passport.... this is the Halaal way.....

F: Is it true that dead Bodies of Top Terrorists from LeT...JeM.... ISIS will henceforth not be handed to relatives but burried secretly.... of course with Muslim rites...

M: Even I've  read about it.... but I doubt it... as there  has been no outcry by the Darbaari Media and Pseudos....

F: They've become the touchstone for all that is wrong and anti India...

M: Touchstone.... ha ha....fact is if in any Islamic Country they spoke up  against the National interests...they'd be stoned...

We move out to Cars.

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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Modi Down But Not Out

Who has been the most succesfull bureaucrat turned politician ?

Eyeing politics as a vibrant medium of serving the nation, several civil servants have in the past several years identified politics as more suitable career to serve the people. Given the fact that they found the political system much comfortable and active in order to bring about the desired change, it however remains to be seen that who among the bureaucrats (who turned politicians) have been most succesfull both in the state and at the Centre.

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