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MRP

My Lawyer friend drops in and over Coffees and Blueberry Danish Pastries we get chatting.

Me: So tell me who has won.... AAP or LG..

Friend: AAP stupidly and childishly claiming victory...Court hasn't barred LG from having his say in any decision of AAP Government ...made it clear Delhi is not a full fledged State.. and LG will continue to look after Police... Land and Public Order..

M: So now after claiming victory... Kejriwal will go into Dharna mode again... full Statehood for Delhi and demand an apology from Lt. Governor...

F: He will go straight into election gear and give Delhites a lollipop... give us 5 more years ..then see how we deliver..

M: If he gets full  Statehood ...his next excuse  will be Centre not giving money... demand a seperate Country..if Delhi becomes a Country his next demand will be .. US not giving enough Aid... demand shifting Delhi to another Planet...now he says if Bureaucrats return files it will be contempt of Court.... where has the Court said all have to be in agreement with what AAP says or does...

F: He is desperate to get the power to transfer Officials... I think he will go to Court again...

M: Really Delhites suffering him...

F: Now only Delhites can get rid of him....and once he's voted out he will start Dharnas on EVMs....that's why AAP is Arvind Anarchist Party...but once out of power will be a lesser nuisciance...

M: By the way what did Kejri and PC discuss when they met post  the verdict...

F: Both are good actors..... Kejri had named PC as one of the most Corrupt Ministers...

M: Now that Modi has fulfilled  his promise on MSP .... Darbaari Media seem to be in great pain...

F: Yes was reading their tweets.... some feel he's throwing money... some feel inflation will rise.... some say he should  first fix Banks and GST...

M: For how long  would the Farmer have subsidized us on Farm Produce... someday this injustice had to be corrected..

F: And if you see.... its the 'add on' post MSP that kills.... Market Committees... Middlemen.... Retailers....would not be a bad idea .... declare a MRP for Foograins ...Pulses.... Sugar...after taking post procurement costs upto retail..includes milling ... wastages etc.

M: Utopian.. but worth looking into!!

F: On the jobs front... saw a tabulation of Global Unemployment.... India is way down in the list with unemployment of 3.5%.... US comes before us at 3.8%.....Super rich Saudi Arabia has an unemployment rate of 12%...

M: Arre you give all the facts and figures still RaGa will continue beating his chest on jobs..

F: Yup... in his autocratic mindset ...'if I say so ...lump it'!

M: A Lady working in Congress IT Cell has filed a harassment case against a Senior... she says that a Lady who is the Boss of the Office did not take her complaints seriously.

F: And imagine these people put out content on Modi not being able to tackle problems faced by women...

M: RaGa will put a lid on it saying ... whoever is guilty will be punished... he uses this whenever in a corner... said the same for 1984 Genocide.... don't tell me he doesn't know the role of Congis in the Genocide..and who all are guilty...

F: Joh thodaa jaantha hai woh maantha nahi... aur joh bahut kuch maantha hai uss ke baare kuchch bhi jaantha nahi...

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Who has been the most succesfull bureaucrat turned politician ?

Eyeing politics as a vibrant medium of serving the nation, several civil servants have in the past several years identified politics as more suitable career to serve the people. Given the fact that they found the political system much comfortable and active in order to bring about the desired change, it however remains to be seen that who among the bureaucrats (who turned politicians) have been most succesfull both in the state and at the Centre.

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