POLITICS

This is History (959)

All my games were political games; I was, like Joan of Arc, perpetually being burned at the stake.

It’s BJP versus BJP ?

Political observers say that in the present political scenario, the real fight is between the BJP versus BJP and not the opposition parties.

Jodi number one only in Lok Sabha ?

In the political circles, it is widely believed that Mayawati and Akhilesh Yadav will  contest jointly in the Lok Sabha elections and not in the Vidhan Sabha elections.

370 Seat

My neighbour.....who is a Businessman.... like me...drops in... over Sweet Lassis and Cocktail  Samosas and Dhoklas we get chatting.

Me: So Kejri continues with his Anarchy....

Neighbour:  That's his USP...Unique Sidetracking Procedure..

M: He's already started crying .... hinting... difficult to deliver on promises in 1.5 years...

N: 3.5 years.... he wasted on advertising himself...trying to become a National Leader.... Punjab and Goa elections distracted him for months....

M: Vote maang ke aaye theh 5 saal ke liye.... 3.5 beeth gaye faltu kaamo mein...

F: He's going back to Court ... wants Officers to be subservient to AAP Government ..

M: I think SC should appoint a SIT.... Special Interpretation Team to explain Orders to AAP..

N: Hear Vadra's son is going overseas for studies....

M: Shows you how Congress flopped ....70 years Rule... Sonia goes overseas for treatment and Vadra's son goes overseas to study...give Modi another 10 years and Indians will not look beyond  Indian borders...

N: Amrinder Singh has ordered all Officials to take Dope tests!

M: Gives me an idea... why not an IQ Test for all our MPs...as minimum Graduation is not a criterea this becomes even more necessary...I am sure RaGa will get a Certificate that he's been medically advised not to take any test...

N: Karnataka has raised prices of fuel....I note all the Darbaaris who were decrying rise in fuel prices are today justifying Karnataka's fuel hike....money is used for development they say...

M: So the JNU tukde-tukde gang have been taken to task....

N: High time.... fact is .....to oppose Modi is your Constitutional right... but demanding tukde-tukde of India because you hate Modi..is a Constitutional sin...

M: Sushma fiasco continues to simmer...

N: I think she should have kept quite and let her Officials explain the nitty gritty...

M: She's angered many ardent BJP supporters who did not Troll her... just asked valid intelligent questions..

N: Some say she's asserted herself with an eye to 2019 election....I think ardent supporters of BJP in interest of BJP should put an end to this issue...

M: Speaking of election.... there's a new slogan...Ram Mandir and 370 lao aur 2017 mein 370 pao (seats)!!

Neighbour gives a thumb-up.

I  see my neighbour off at the gate.

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Who has been the most succesfull bureaucrat turned politician ?

Eyeing politics as a vibrant medium of serving the nation, several civil servants have in the past several years identified politics as more suitable career to serve the people. Given the fact that they found the political system much comfortable and active in order to bring about the desired change, it however remains to be seen that who among the bureaucrats (who turned politicians) have been most succesfull both in the state and at the Centre.

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