POLITICS

This is History (959)

Despite advice, he never took rest.

Why Marxism is out of Indian Politics ?

Why the Left Parties in India are vanishing from Indian Politics ? Answer to this question came from a very senior Communist leader “Simply because they are not going to the farmers and labourers”.

Will the RSS also go the Communists way ?

Veteran BJP leaders say that RSS  men are  also not visiting villages and towns as they used to do earlier instead they are travelling by air and spending time in the five star hotels.

ORGANISER

Having my morning Coffee fix at my favourite Cafe. Seated at the adjacent table is a suited-booted Gentleman. After a while he strikes a conversation with me..

Gentleman: Are you fond of Stand Up Comedy shows...

Me: No.... but why do you ask!!

G: Wanted to exchange notes.... I've been to 4 such shows recently... all the Stand Up Comics just cracked jokes on... Modi... Demo.....Hindus.....

M: Let me enlighten you ..... I feel there is an Organizer who is hired by a Political Party.... Organizer has 4 Arms.... Netas... Activists.... Media...Lawyers.... all can't be working in tandem without  a Organizer!!

G: So you mean to say someone is behind the Stand Up Comics targetting Modi..

M: Absolutely...at one time Cambridge Analytica was the Organizer.... but now that its gone belly-up I am sure some other Organizer has stepped in...its a well oiled machine... oiled with cash and kind... kind... post coming to power promises...

G: My friend was telling me a lot of disinformation on SM too...

M: They put out morphed videos.... old videos..... and if caught apologize!! Just recently Congress put a 3 month old video and said this video was from Modi's recent visit to Rajasthan .... later on the IT Head of Congress apologized that it's  an old video...had it been contested Congress would have kept mum...

G: Delhi LG has rightly opined that the CCTV Project  should come under DP......if Kejri thinks AAP will control the CCTV Cameras

.. he's wrong!

M: Knowing Kejri he'd like the direct feed to come to his Office...Mobile...

G: And knowing his fixation he'll be stuck on the feed from around PM's Residence and residences  of Central Ministers.. he may create a new Portfolio... CCTV and keep the Portfolio with himself....

M: Nowhere in the World do Politicians control CCTV Cameras... its usually done by Cops...but Kejri ko koun samjhaye!!

G: AAP is a classical example why Delhi should not be a full fledged State...

M: Examples....threatened to stop the Republic Day Parade... created chaos in the Capital....abused and accused the PM and other Ministers...a top Bureaucrat beaten.... called Bouncers for a Party Meet.....

G: I hear Antique Jewellery  was robbed from PC's Chennai Home...

M: I'm sure he must be racking his brains.... how to blame Modi...

G: Yeah....like... 'but for the cases filed against me at the behest of Modi I would have been in Chennai and the heist would not have taken place'!

M: I know one thing if a survey is done majority of Indians would be happy this chori took place...

G: What's that adage.... kiss ko padthe hai Morr...

M: Yes .... but in his case you can't complete the adage without using .... alleged....the Court has to give him the title...or clear him.....

G: Do you think Public bothers about such niceties???? SM has already conferred on him the title...

I bid adieu ...pay my tab and move out

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?