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What can we do? We have no other alternative at the moment.

Rahul to play the role of Sonia Gandhi ?

Insiders in the Congress say that even if the party gets majority in the Lok Sabha polls, Rahul Gandhi would not be the PM and would like to play the role of Sonia Gandhi by remaining the king maker.

In election management, BJP is superb !

Despite unpopularity in BJP ruled states, political observers say in election management the party is superior in every respect.

Bail pe Raja

My friend who works for a Multinational in a Senior position drops in... over Coffees and Jim-Jam and Bourbon biscuits we get chatting.

Me: Kharge says Congress saved Democracy for 70 years and only then could Modi become PM..

Friend: Indira suspended Democracy because of her personal problems.... seems he's forgotten this....

M: Do they even think before they issue statements..fact is Congress did not preserve Democracy for Modi to become PM... they reserved Democracy for Gandhis to become PMs!!

F: Kharge type9 statements are meant to please Madam and her son... we don't matter one bit...

M: They've  now given up on questioning Modi's chaiwalla background...in her heart Sonia must be cursing Mani Shankar Aiyer...

F: Has she returned!!

M: No News....in this matter Congress becomes like erstwhile USSR....or China... all news about Great Leader is barred...we are told based on Great Leader's need to let us know!!

F: If she's enjoying her semi retirement... good for her...if she's undergoing treatment... best of luck....if she's keeping away so that RaGa 'starts to swim' ... she better return

... he'll  'drown'...

M: Hamid Ansari is cut up with Modi for Modi's speech at his farewell..

F: Well Modi's speech  was a departure from accepted practice...but then so was Ansari attending PFI events...he kept helping Opposition to disrupt Rajya Sabha and hobble law-making!

M: Later he said Muslims are feeling insecure.... the biggest joke... Hindus despite having a brute majority are not what Muslims are to non Muslims in Muslim majority Countries!!

F: AIMPLB has said there would be Shariah Courts in all Districts..

M: A parallel religion specific Judiciary in a Democracy... unheard!! So what will they do next... Shariah Cops and Shariah Jails....punishments like stoning ...chopping and beheading designated areas!! This is stupid!!

F: I think this is a signal India needs to push through UCC....soft pedalling would be detrimental!! In fact the AIMPLB has given an excuse to do it at the earliest...

M: Darbaris and Civil Society are desperate Justice Gogoi becomes the next CJI....

F: Say if a Lt. Gen tipped to be next COAS speaks up about the Army  and current COAS in Public do you think he'd be made COAS...  no way!! Why if a Joint Secretary went Public about the Ministry he is in and also about the Secretary .... what would happen to his career!!!

M: Really liked Modi's Bail Ghadi analogy...

F: Very apt....but knowing Congress those 'seated on this Bail Ghadi' with Gandhis would take it as something to be proud of!!!

M: Andher Nagri.... Bail pe Raja ...aur Raje ki aadhi Prajaa...sharam se dhoob gayi lajaa!!

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?