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Will Rathore move to Rajasthan as CM ?

In top circles people say in case BJP returns to power in December, Union I & B Minister Rajyavardhan Singh Rathore may move to Rajasthan as Chief Minister.

Real democracy in the country only when?

At a get-together one interesting remark came “ If the Congress gets rid of the Communists and the BJP gets rid of the RSS then the country will have real democracy”.

Kichdi....

My neighbour drops in and over Jall Jeera and spicy Aloo Chaat we get chatting.

Neighbour: A decade back Indian Economy was half of France's.... in last 4 years we literally leap-frogged to go ahead of France... we are now the 6th largest Economy...and the way we are going soon we will go ahead of our Colonial Master ...UK... and become the 5th Largest Economy..

Me: Congress will say... part of the work UPA did...

N: 2014 India was in 10th place.. in just 4 years we jumped 4 slots...phenomenal....Congress worked hard to make us a Third World Country....Modi spoilt their hard work by making India 6th Biggest Economy..

M:Tharoor has said... if BJP comes to power India will become a 'Hindu Pakistan'... BJP will change the Constitution....

N: Chalo ...good to see it's  dawning on Congress that BJP is coming back....even today BJP is trying  to correct the past blunders . ..370.... trying for a UCC....

M: Tharoor's fib is just a ploy to get the Muslims scared...a Hindu India can never be like Pakistan....for Pakis likes of Aurangzeb... Taimur are role models... for Hindus... Ram is their role model!! Can the Army control India...no way!!! Seems Tharoor met Mani Shankar Aiyer recently...

N: Just saw Yogendra Yadav on TV... he says his Padyatra got BJP so worried that his Sister's Hospital was raided...

M: Wrong

Government automatically you should come in 'Cannot be raided list'!!

N: The News Report also said that 22 lacs cash was siezed...

M: And Kejri has come out in support of Yogendra... imagine in 2012 Kejri wanted those with Black Money to be raided.... in 2018 he's questioning raids..

N: Kejri has been somersaulting galore....I think he goes to Bangalore for treatment of dizziness caused by his somersaults...

M: Now Kejri has started a new chant.... says AAP is doing this and that and results will show in 2-3 years...

N: Ha ha.....he knows he can't deliver on his promises... so he's trying to postpone results to 3 years hence... hoping that with this lure AAP will save face..get voted back to power in next election...and then he can get back to reviewing Plays and Movies.... and playing his usual games....doing nothing and blaming BJP...

M: Delhites won't fall in his trap again...

N: I hear if the Mahaghatbandhan comes to power in 2019.... Congress will propose Ahmed Ansari's name....you will note recently he's become very vociferous.... odd for a man who has retired after being VP for 10 years and having achieved his dream...becoming VP was beyond his wildest dreams ....and he got 2 terms...

M: Then RaGa will take on the role of Sonia.... Chairman NAC...all power...0 accountability...

N: That's only if Congress is in a position to demand... I feel it'll be a khichdi.....that's if Indians are foolish to bring them to power....Yeda....Didi....Bhenji........... Tooti Man.... Chaara Man...God save India.....oddly this Khichdi will give India the worst kind of loose motions...

Disclaimer:  Satire  .  Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?