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What will be PDP's future?

Political circles are abuzz about of the future of Political party PDP. According to information, more than a dozen MLAs are ready to desert Mehbooba Mufti and likely to shake hands with BJP. It is said that these leaders are not happy by style of Mufti and charged that party has become a family party.

Is RJD going SP way?

All is not well in Lalu's clan and party RJD. If observers are to be believed, one son of Lalu is not comfortable and he may take Akhilesh Yadav route and revolt against party high command. Lalu is admitted in a hospital in Mumbai for his treatment.

Comedy of Errors

My friend who is a Lawyer and a movies buff drops in and over Coffees and Jim-Jam and Bourbon biscuits we get chatting.

Friend:  Have you seen Sacred Games on Netflix...

Me: No.... hear Congress  very upset... a Congi has even filed a Defamation case against an Actor and Producers of this movie..

F: Yes... but RaGa has tweeted for Freedom of Expression (FoE) .... he says ...his Father did a lot of good and he's not bothered about what's said in this movie...

M: What happened to Congress's FoE.. when stung by messages on Social Media against Madam ....Congress got quite a few of the criticisers blocked

F: Another drama is his and his Chamchas saying that Rajiv brought IT Revolution in India...

M: Yes ...its baloney...

F: CSI started in 1965...TCS in 1968...Patni in 1972 ... HCL 1976...PCS in 1978.... Wipro got into IT in 1980 and Infosys in 1981... Rajiv became PM in 1984... Pitroda came later...and by the way if he changed the Country why did he leave out his Constituency Amethi... which even today is in a pathetic condition...his son is following Dad... doing nothing for Amethi...just big talk...

M: What Rajiv started was Crony Capitalism....

F: That's why RaGa just tweets....Jayant Sinha has already challenged him to a debate..

M: If he were to debate his Didi ...Jeeja.... Kadchas ( nearer to him than Chamchas) would be holding cue cards to prompt  him...its alleged this was done by Didi and Jayram when Arnab interviewed RaGa...

F: RaGa has taunted PM on China too... taunted he's being subservient to the Chinese..

M: Someone should  educate him what being subservient is by educating him on Nehru's subservience to the Chinese.... why RaGa himself was subservient to Chinese... when he met the Chinese Ambassador at his own request ..... when the Dhoklan standoff was taking place... and in a way showed his solidarity with China...

F: His brain does not know what his mouth is doing and his mouth doesn't know what little is going on in his brain..I'm sure Congis chup ke se cry at what's going on..

M: Speaking of crying... Kumarswamy started to cry in a JD (S) Party gathering and said running a coalition was like swallowing  poison..

F: Abh koun jaane what all he swallows... we will come to know about his swallowing after he's no longer the CM....

M: Is Congress a Muslim Party???

F: It is ... hear RaGa has accepted this... MMS toh said Muslims had first right to India's resources...

M: So come election he'll be wearing the Fez Cap .... Jenu has been discarded...

F: You need guts like Modi and Yogi to refuse wearing the Fez Cap...

M: But you will note as responsible  Administrators  they don't take any anti or pro Muslim stand...its sabh ka saath and sabh ka vikas..

F: And Social reforms should not be construed as anti any religion ...like Instant Talaq... UCC....

M: As for Congress ...can only do dramas... its flip flops... Shah Bano... Ram Mandir....its like a never ending drama...

F: Apt title would be .... Comedy of Errors....with due apologies to Shakespeare....

M: Tragedies for India..

We have a good laugh... see my friend off at the door....

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?