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In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.

What is the significance of Advani –Bhagwat meeting ?

There was a discussion –what is the significance of the meeting between L K Advani and RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat ? A top BJP leader smilingly remarked “ Bhagwat Katha “.

Real test will be in UP ?

In Uttar Pradesh, Hindu card is supreme or Caste card is supreme ? Real test will emerge only in the next Lok Sabha elections.

Absolute Majority

My friend is a US based NRI....but he follows Indian political developments very closely. He's in Delhi and we meet at my favourite CP Cafe and over Coffees and Cake Slices we get  chatting.

Me: So Trump did not bow to the Queen!

Friend: Why should he.. apno Narendra Bhai too did not bow to her when he met her.... they are not British Citizens!

M: An issue created by the Fake News Media that's againt Trump.... here the Darbaari Media does the same to Modi...

F: And both Trump and Modi take them head on....

M: So what's the feeling amongst Indians living in US.... will Modi get re-elected...

F: The question is not will he get re-elected.....the question is will it be a simple majority...or absolute majority...

M: I think the next year will decide.... Ram Mandir.... 370.... UCC.... some of the 'star' corrupt landing up in jail....

F: There is so much disinformation being spread by the anti Modi lot... and they seem to be well organised and  well financed...

M: When you try to trash someone who is doing his best sometimes such disinformation can recoil....

F: BJP's Spokesmen don't seem to be doing their job... there's this rebel Congi ...who is related to a relative of Vadhra....who does a pretty good job in a way for BJP...

M: See how stupid these people are..... the Kerala CM is holidaying in US... and his Party's Brinda Karat is issuing statements that Trump should not be invited here...

F: Or you have a Congi filing a case against Sacred Games ...and Rahul saying he's for FoE....jokers!!

M: Nowadays these people keep lamenting about Army's operations in the Valley to fight terrorists...

F: US... Israel...Russia and even Pakis use...Fighter Jets...Medium Artilery...Helicopter Gunships.... Missiles...Rocket Artillery.... what does our Army use...AK 47s....UBGLs.... Rocket Launchers...84 mm LMG...compared to the Countries I've mentioned we use pea-shooters!!!

M: In Karnataka both Father and son driven to tears by Congress..

F: Son knew what Congress did to his Dad....but blinded by power Father egged son to Ally with Congress and son who was desperate for power did just that...

M: Hear in MP now there's a spat going on  between Kamalnath and Scindia...there's a poster war going on. ...

F: With RaGa at the helm this is bound to happen... won't happen when you have a real Leader at the helm... Modi.... even in BJP Leaders have their political aspirations... but  a strong Modi ... aided by Amit Shah keep them in check..

M: If Sonia or RaGa had to make CM choices like Modi has made there'd be rebellions galore in Congress!!

F: Chalo now that the World Cup is over I've to regain my skiĺls of talking to the Wife!!

M: I've  heard of Golf Widows... once in 4 years for a month or so there are Football Widows...

We have a good laugh...I pay the tab and we move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?