POLITICS

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The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency.

Will Modi be PM again ?

In every gathering people have started discussing about the next PM of the country. Mixed reactions are now pouring.

Difficult to dislodge Mamta Banerjee ?

In Kolkata people say that BJP would not be successful in dislodging the Mamta Government in West Bengal.

Total Confidence

Back in Shimla for a day or two. I meet my respected friend at Balji's .... over idlis dipped in piping hot sambar and frothy coffee we get chatting.

Me: Durbaaris behaving that Agnivesh attack is like attacking Mother Theresa....these same Darbaaris had tweeted poorly about him.... one said....you will always find him where there is a cause and camera...only to dump cause later and move on....another one Tweeted... is there a slimier individual than fraud Swami Agnivesh...

Respected Friend: Agnivesh is like footballer Neymer.... after the choreographed attack he was up 'and chasing the ball to the Airport'!

M: I recall how he backstabbed Anna and Ramdev... he was in constant touch with his Maharaj ji in Congress...

RF: Why should BJP attack him.... he's a marginalised figure because of his fraudulent activism..he got himself beaten up... to be a martyr so as to get invites from overseas.... maybe invited to UN for another hate India speech.....sadly Church loves such 'Activists'!!

M: The other drama playing out is the No Confidence motion..... Congress thought Government would not accept it and Congress will get a handle to attack BJP.... well BJP picked up the gauntlet..

Sonia's forced to step in from her retirement...

RF: Forced to..... she sees the stupid situation her son has got Congress into... now Modi will get to 'blast' them on the floor of the House and win confidence vote comfortably!!

M: Sonia says .... we got the numbers!!

RF: False bravado...or if there is a shortfall of even a couple of votes for NDA...  from known Party positions.... Congress will start harping... rebellion against Modi has started...

M: Yeah... otherwise the numbers are abs clear and it would only be daft to say....we got numbers....

RF: Even if Shiv Sena votes with Congress ...still Government is safe!! But one fact is clear... as of now Sonia has taken control and RaGa's now a passenger President of Congress!!

RF: So a TMC Lady has allegedly admitted to the 'profit sharing' formula of TMC.... 75% goes to Party and 25% to the one who collects....

M: Then the Syndicate must be working on this formula...who knows!!

RF: Just saw the Electrification Dashboard on My Guv App....since 2017 ..87,85, 849 villages electrified. Some of the inaccessible villages are like electrifying 20 villages in the Plains...

M: And SoGa had promised electrification by 2009....another form of Garibi Hatao... Andhera Hatao.... paper promise..

RF: Fools ....now Congress says we did bulk of electrification......  over 70 years...and see the quantum of electrification in just 4 years....

M: And Congress and their Darbaari Media main issue to attack BJP is Beef.....Beef....

RF: Well believe me ....those who say cows are safer than girls eat Beef themselves....

M: How ironical !!

We pay the tab and move out for a walk on the Mall.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?