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What is the meaning of Devegowda’s smile ?

Former PM Devegowda was seen smiling when PM Narendra Modi mentioned his name in his reply during the no-confidence motion. Does this smile mean that in Karnataka his son may leave the Congress to form Government with the support of BJP ?

Andhra out, Telengana in NDA ?

After no-confidence motion political observers believe that TRS of the Telengana is tilting towards NDA. Why did PM Narendra Modi praise Telangana CM during his no-confidence motion speech ?.Now one can only wait and watch.

Winky RaGa

I'm at my favourite Cafe for my morning Coffee fix.... joined by my friend who is a Financial Advisor. Over Coffee and Cookies we get chatting.

Me: Women are celebrating the GST Council's decision to scrap GST on Sanitary Napkins ....

Friend: But will the prices come down!!! Now Manufacturers can't claim input Tax on Raw Materials used....so in the end maybe the celebrations could be khokla...just victory on paper!!

M: And the Council has reduced GST on a lot of items and brought the GST down from 28% to 18%..

F: RaGa claimed UPA GST included Petroleum Products ....which is a lie.... UPA GST proposal did not include GST on Petroleum products... NDA included it in the enabling Constitutional Amendment Act for GST... its the GST Council that has kept GST on Petroleum Products in abeyance for now!!!

M: Really surprised at RaGa ....in Parliament goes up to PM and asks him to stand up.... seems he forgot this is Modi ...not MMS who stood up or sat down on his orders..

F: Made a joke of himself.... though the Darbaari Media going ga-ga....

M: He winked twice ...first time when Raksha Mantri got up to answer his ludicrous Rafalle charge .... and second  time after hugging PM..

F: Psychology.... a individual usually winks at a friend after telling a lie ...if he wants friend to know he's lied.... its kind of a reflex action!!

M: His Mom's eye twitches are directly proportional to her worries!!

M: What RaGa did reminded me of the buffoonery that goes on in College Canteens.  

F: And the way BJP sailed through .... seems it ended up as No Confidence against the Opposition!!

M: Hope Sena realizes its place!!

F: Cannot.... in fact will go ballistic via Saamna...

M: The analogy that these lynchings will go up as Modi gets more and more popular is right..

F: Yes....Modi's enemies know lynchings dent images of BJP in general and Modi in particular ....here and overseas!! And the Darbaari Media dutifully never reports about deaths of Farmers and Cops at the hands of Cow Smugglers...

M: Many of these lynchings are on account of other reasons.... personal animosities...quite a few aimed at giving the Government a bad name...supari lynchings!! Even accidents while smuggling are shown as lynching deaths!!

F: Chandrababu Naidu seems to have been hurt by Modi's praise for KCR...he feels the Reformist title is his..

M: Someone should ask him if SCS status not being given to AP because BJP is angry with TDP... then why is SCS not  being  given to Bihar...where there is a BJP Coalition Government...

F: Asli Pangaa is with Jagan Reddy.... BJP is just a ploy!!! And he seems to have got inkling that TDP getting wiped out!!

M: Coming back to RaGa's drama... I think a SPG Commando should be posted next to PM in Parliament...can't take  chances!! Remember what an RJD MP in RS had done during Lokpal Debate... RJD's Rajniti Prasad grabbed speech papers from Narayanswamy's hands and tore up the papers.... as Laloo saw this from the Visitor's Gallery....very proudly if I may add!!

F: Well now RaGa knows if PM wears a bullet proof vest in Parliament....even if he comments jocularly about it in a conversation it could land up ultimately in the 'wromg ears'!!

M: Joke doing the rounds.... RaGa: Modi ji why don't you  look me in the eye... Modi: Because Beta you will wink at me.

We have a good laugh ....pay the tab and move out......

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?