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People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.

History to be repeated in next Government

In case coalition government is formed at the centre, people say that the rulers will use CBI and ED vehemently on the pattern of Modi Government.

Is officiating FM not happy with the Secretary ?

If rumours are to be believed, officiating Finance Minister Piyush Goyal is reportedly not happy with Finance cum Revenue Secretary. In the GST Press Conference, the Secretary was seen sitting behind press men. Reason is best known to both.

Bionic teeth

... Gujarati Masala Tea in a Thermos.

Akbar: At the CWC meet it was decided that RaGa Baba will be Congress's PM nominee for 2019 election...

Me: Atleast don't call a PM nominee Baba...shameful...

RaGa authorised CWC to authorize him to be the nominee and hold discussions for Alliances ..

Antony: PC has said Congress will treble its seats in 2019....

Amar: PC...or Pucca Chaploos.... what he said was music to Gandhis ears....and like a Lawyer I'm sure he has 100 excuses when Congress gets just 3 more seats than its present tally...

Me: And as per reports none of the prospective Allies accept RaGa as the PM nominee...in fact the No Confidence Vote showed how fractured the Opposition is ...

Antony: Why is Governmemt not releasing info on the  Rafalle Deal...

Amar: Because if it did it would be flouting the Secrecy Clause ....which by the way Antony  had agreed to!!

Me: Sketchy details coming out... the French are giving us retired 30 odd Jaguars and 2 Mirage Jets... India will 'harness parts from the Jaguars'  for its own Jaguars....once done our Jaguars will be in service for considerable time to come!!

Akbar: Retired planes... bhangaar...

Me: We calculate the notional  price based on our usage of the Jaguars and Mirages!! This is the NPV  for us ...because the Jets are coming free...

Amar: RaGa is just shooting in the dark...he feels like in the past Defence Deals in this Deal too a lot of money has been made!!

Antony: How will Modi counter the new Love Guru ... RaGa!!

Amar: How do mature people counter College Canteen buffonery!!

Me: And as defeat becomes more and more clear... Love Guru and his Mummy will use crass language for Modi.... they've done it in the past. ...

Akbar: I feel Modi gets scared....rattled... by RaGa ...  that's why he talks of him....

Me: Say if our Test Team is playing against Fiji.... does it  mean they  don't score runs because Fiji will make hardly a few runs... Modi should ans will talk of RaGa's gaffes and stupidities..

Amar: Say if someone is dancing nude in front of your house.... if you point this out to him and ask him to stop it... does it  mean he's rattled you...

Antony: They say RaGa is very  upset with Tharoor for his Hindu Pakistan comment... what a decent guy...

Amar: Drama.... Tharoor was ordered to make this comment.... you think without High Command's Orders he'd  make such a comment... it was made to please Muslims and Christians....

Me: And SOP.... either High Command distances itself or admonishes....such comments.... after all they also want Hindu Votes....

Amar: A Lady tweeted to Modi .....You must smile more often.... and he replied.... Point taken...

Antony: MMS never smiled.... PM has to be dignified..

Me: You mean to say........be snobbish.... and MMS ji's problem was he needed permission to smile... was impossible for him to be emotionally reactive...

Amar: Now when Modi smiles more often... Durbaari Media will say....Modi making fun of us.....

Me: And....those teeth cost a fortune... Modi had his teeth replaced with Bionic Teeth....each tooth costs a fortune!!!

Andheri  Station arrives and we alight... two of us laughing...other two glum.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?