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Two more BJP leaders to join Margdarshak Mandal ?

People say that Home Minister Rajnath Singh and Foreign Minister Sushma Swaraj would soon join the Margdarshak Mandal of the BJP.

10 MP Ministers not to get ticket ?

Insiders say that in the ensuing Vidhan Sabha elections, atleast 10 ministers will be denied ticket in Madhya Pradesh.

Love

Conversation with a Socialite at a Coffee Shop

Lady: See how much love Congress has distributed...

Me: Yes...instead of INC it should  be ILC.... In Love Congress..

L: Out of love see what Nehru did in Kashmir.... what he did for China.... in love Indhira set POWs free just like that without getting anything for India...totally in love Congress instituted corruption... in love riots whenever and wherever Congress was in power... in love got 10000 Sikhs butchered...in love distributed loans.....kya pyaar hai!

M: Yes what a loving  Party.... totally in love its been calling Modi crass names....... what love for Cows... despite Constitution banning Cow slaughter allowed it to become an Industry...organized and unorganized..

L:  Problem with us urban Indians ...  we can never understand the love for the Cow in rural India!!! The other day I was at someone's home... and the Lady was petting her Dog and saying ....if anyone hurts you Darling I will shoot the person!! Such love...what about the animal that not only gives love ...but also ploughs fields... gives milk..!!!!

M: A lot of contribution by the Darbaari Media.... and they have the technology to hype... example.. on the same day the Alwar lynching took place... 4 Muslims killed a Dalit...a minor Hindu girl commited suicide after being gangraped by 3 Muslims...but these have been ignored by Darbaaris...its just Alwar.. Alwar.... Alwar!!

L: And a Darbaari who used to consider  herself as a Diva of Media... has penned an article in a US Paper on Rahul's hug .... saying it was a masterstroke!!

M: All the people I've spoken to .....the messages on SM.... show India having a good laugh at RaGa's Comedy Show!! And if a Hug and Wink makes one a PM candidate then all Bollywood Stars qualify to be PM..

L: And the Darbari Media now saying No Confidence Motion was on the Rafalle Deal...wasn't it by TDP on SCS not being granted to AP....???

M: Ravishankar Prasad has revealed to the extent revealed by French Press....Dassault had quoted € 100.85 million per Jet when UPA was in power... this Government finalized the Deal at € 91.75 million.... reduction of 9% .... this despite the fact the Quantity was reduced from 126 to 36!! And now a lot of technical additions have been made within this price ....which have a considerable cost factor!! Comparing Quote submitted during UPA's time  and the Order now ...is like comparing apples and oranges ..

L: I hear Kharge has said there was an Officer in the LS Gallery during the No Confidence debate who was taking notes about what MPs said...

M: As if to say BJP's front-benchers in LS are asleep in Parliament ...they  know who has said what...and BJP responds acordingly in LS!!!

L: I think after Kharge's pathetic performance during the No Confidence Motion as LOP he invented this to score brownie points with Bosses!!

M: Just read this tweet... a Hindi Newspaper claims that RaGa hugged Modi on the  advice of a Tantrik...must be the Tantrik's cure ...so that RaGa becomes more and more like Modi!!

L: Even if RaGa takes 100 births he cannot get Modi's qualities....

I give the Lady a thumbs up.. bid adieu...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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