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Jailtely’s man in every Media House ?

It is said that Arun Jaitley is the only person in the BJP who has atleast one journalist in every Media House. People say, he has been running “Employment Bureau” for the journalists for the last several years. Infact, he has provided jobs to hundreds of journalists.

SP-BSP to work for all 80 seats

SP and BSP have planned to capture all the 80 Lok Sabha seats in Uttar Pradesh. Will it be possible ?

Lovey-Dovey Party..

My friend who is a VP in an Ad Firm meets me at a Coffee Shop. Over Lattes and Muffins we get chatting.

Me: Congress is now verbally 'advertising' it spreads love....and RaGa is a Love Guru...

Friend: If the Product does not have the qualities being  advertised it's invariably reported to ASCI (Advertising Standards Council of India)...

M: Yes... Congress's past trashes its claim.... what it did with its own.... Kesri and Rao...its politics of divide and rule... Genocide...and don't we know it's love for Modi.... tried to fasao him in Sorabuddin case... was not sensitive to his Security. ...abused him....

F: As for RaGa being a love Guru.... his eco system doesn't allow love.... and in the end the wink gave it all away!!

F: A Journo questioned RaGa on the info put out on Rafalle by Government and he told the Journo to refer to his tweets...

M: Which are conceptualized...tweeted by a sidekick!! He simply can't interact on the spot...

F: He met 100 Lady Journos and its being reported he charmed them...

M: Politely glossed over the questions that were 'out of the syllabus' and answered the questions from the syllabus!!

F: Many of these Journos were of the Darbaari variety... after all invites were sent out by Congress... so it was all well choregraphed...the out of syllabus questions were from the non Darbaari variety!! It would look like a Sorority meet if all 100 Journos were of the Darbaari variety!!

M: Modi ka pyaar jhalaktha hai from his devotion to working for India.... his work ethics....his selflessness...even enemies do drama of hugging.... but what Modi does cannot be done by drama!!!

F: Kargil Victory Anniversary..

M: The Lovey-Dovey Congress had called it Vajpayee's War ...where was Congress's love for India and the Kargil Martyrs ... because to remember this day Officially as Kargil Vijay Diwas  an MP ....who is now with BJP...had to take it up with then Raksha Mantri...just Google Rahul Gandhi with Soldiers and then Modi with Soldiers and you'll be able to gauge their love and commitment to the Fauj....

F: Was in Mumbai the other day... now the Maratha's want reservation!!

M: 11 past Maratha CMs didn't consider this... why target Fadnavis!! And I saw a clip of the Protest on a News Channel...there were quite a number of Muslims amongst the protesters.... are there Muslims who are Marathas!!!

F: A Haryana IPS Officer has alleged proceeds from Cow smuggling being used to fund terrorism...

M: The ammounts involved are mind boggling...major chunk of  Cows and Beef ultimately land up in Bangladesh!!

F: They skin cows alive by dipping cows in boiling hot water.... the cruelties inflicted on Cows really horrid!!

M: Even in Beef eating Nations such untold cruelties not inflicted on Cows!!

F: Hope those here demanding  India return to Election via Balloting have read about what all took place in Pakistan's Election because of Balloting !!!

M: But then Pakistan can't afford EVMs...leave EVMs they'll not be able to cater to the power requirement of EVMs...

F: Quite a number of Journos...both Darbaari and non Darbaari applied for Visas to report from Pakistan on the Elections there...

M: All refused....reputation of our biased Journalism has travelled far and wide!!

F: And as for the ginne-chunne unbiased Journos.....like they say... Ghenu ke saath ghun bhi peesa jaatha hai..

M: Coming back to RaGa ...he says BJP Leaders scared to hug him...

F: That's because of his winking.... could be taken wrongly by onlookers... jappi se nahi tehri aankh maarne se darr lagthaa hai..

We have a good laugh... pay the tab and move out

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?