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I understand everybody in this country doesn't agree with the decisions I've made. And I made some tough decisions. But people know where I stand.

Only Amethi and Raebareli to Congress ?

BSP and SP have reportedly given message that in case of poll alliance, Congress will get only Amethi and Raebareli seats.

J&K likely to get new Governor

Stage is set for changing the Governor of J&K. Official announcement is likely this month only.

Self Goals

My friend is a successful Entrepreneur and a Social Media Geek. He drops in for a Chat. Over Spicy Bhel Puri and sweet Lassi we get chatting.

Friend: Kya self goal maara...

Me: Aren't you a little late... World Cup khab ka khatam ho gaya!!

F: Arre I'm talking of Congress self goal in the IPL... Indian Political League...

M: Which self goal...

F: National Herald  printed a front page story  attacking the Diety of Congress .......Rajiv... by terming Rafalle as a bigger scam than Bofors... so finally they've accepted Bofors was a scam...

M: Arre Congress gone bonkers... to attack Modi attacked Chaiwallas...to attack Modi they attacked Army...and now this Bofors acceptance...

F: What's wrong with RaGa.... he went to meet Karuna ...and in the pic put out... he's seen smiling....

M: RaGa truly is an elevated Being...he can smile when he meets an ailing person.... a bereaved family...and when his Party has suffered a embarrassing defeat.. Disease... death ... defeat  don't effect him..

F: I think he needs an OSD ...Officer on Smiling Duty... to prod when when to  and  when not to smile...

M: On NRC....irony dies a thousand times....when your house is robbed and you blame Modi Government for lax Law and Order...and at the same time you curse the Government for taking action against Illegal lot living in India...

F: Politics ke liye Didi kuch bhi karr sakthi hai....illegals settled in Bengal are her Vote Bank....really proved how Politics makes Netas irresponsible....she threatened of mayhem if NRC proceeds..

M: Fact is NRC was the soul of the Assam Accord that Rajiv signed...don't know how Gogoi claims it was his baby....seems he's trying to cover Rajiv's commitment to NRC...

F: These Bangladeshis maybe Economic Migrants....but they've upset the Demography and the Peace of Assam.... the Dole they grab is actually meant for genuine Assamese!!

M: On Rafalle ... Congress has no answers as to why it sat on this Deal for so long...what was going on behind  the scenes...

F: Congress's Rafalle is technically inferior to this Government's Rafalle....unlike Jaguars... Rafalles there will be no spare problems..

M: So Mallya is concerned about Jail conditions in India...

F: Should have thought of this before doing what all he did....or did not do purposely...

M: UK Court has asked for a Video Clip on the Jail conditions...

F: Can't be as per Jail conditions in UK....if he's angling  to be jailed in a Guest House he's going on the wrong road....

M: He should be thinking of how to pay up .....jail toh he will have to go.....but by paying up will reduce his pain....

F: King of good times will become Jailbird of Hard times...

M: Next.... Nirav and Mehul.....

F: Yes ......mark my words before 2019 election all 3... Mallya..... Nirav and Mehul.... will be back.... be it voulantarily or by force...

M:  By that time I can bet a few VVVIPs would be planning their own exit  from India.....

See my friend off at the door

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?