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Is Maywati in dilemma?

BSP Supremo Mayawati will have toughest time in her political career. People say she doesn’t want to be another Laloo and will be forced to join the BJP in the Lok Sabha polls .In case, she joins hands with the BJP the existence of the BSP will be over.

BJP to get less than 150 seats if entire opposition united

Political observers feel in case the entire opposition is united in the Lok Sabha polls, the BJP will get about 125 to 150 seats.

Modi Bhakt...

I take the 5:13 Fast from Churchgate to Andheri.  Travelling with my Train Buddies... Amar ...Akbar..Antony. Today it's  Antony's treat and he's brought Cheese Patties and Hot Coffee.

Akbar: What's the meaning of this .... UIDAI number added to our Mobile Phone Contacts ... this is so wrong... BJP should answer...

Amar: Really this Government does not believe in Privacy..

Amar: Your Contacts automatically include....Distress 112!! You have no objections to this!!

Me: Arre this UIDAI inclusion was on the request of UPA in 2013....kindly address your angst to UPA...

Amar: You guys are not alone.... even some Darbari Journos were slammming BJP ...only to sheepishly retreat when the truth came out...

Antony: What a shame getting a TV News Debate blocked and then 3 Journos fired...

Me: Total crap....the TV Channel allegedly did it to get free publicity... and I hear the 3 Journos have moved on to greener pastures...

Antony: Journalists at the receiving end...

Amar: Wrong.....a journalist can be a faker or tax evader or fraudster or sadak ka gunda or middleman or unemployeable or Courtier , but if he/she loses his/her job, Modi/Shah/BJP is to be blamed.

Antony: EVMs should be done away with... in fact a AAP MLA is going to give a presentation to the Botswana Supreme Court that EVM's can be fixed...

Me: And when the Court asks him.... then this means your Party got 67 out of 70 seats using fraud EVMs.... AAP is indeed one of the stupidest Party's..

Antony: Opposition really showed unity at the Protest Rally called by RJD for Dignity of  Women...

Me: Assliyat about those who were on stage.....Women Safety Crusaders at Jantar Mantar

Akbar: Bakhths criticize MMS .....former president Pranab Mukherjee who had served in the Manmohan Singh government in various capacities, lauded the former prime minister for ushering in political stability in the country and successfully presiding over the country's finances during "turbulent time"...

Amar: He was a pathetic PM but a able FM.... because when he was FM he didn't have Rao on his back breathing down his neck...as PM ....Sonia was on his back...controlling his every move... word....Puppet with Puppeteer on his back...

Me: You used terminology... Bhakt... who is a Bhakt...

Antony: A Modi chamcha...

Akbar: A Troll...

Me: Bhakt is someone who believes 100% in the one he believes in....no ifs or buts..its a quality Modi's followers possess...mind you Bhakt is not a Chamcha..a Bhakt is selfless ....Chamchas are not...

Amar: As for Troll.... standing up for your Belief is a quality.... not something bad!! It shows conviction!! Chamchas are bereft of these qualities....

Me: That is why they say... Modi ke Bhakt.... aur... Sonia ka Chamche...

The Train pulls into Andheri Station and we all move to the exit..... 2 looking happy...the other 2 ...heads down.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Have the bureaucrats become slaves of their political masters for petty gains ?