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This is History (897)

History never really says goodbye. History says, 'See you later.'

Either RSS or PMO ?

Atleast in four states, Haryana, Assam, Uttar Pradesh and Tripura the Chief Ministers only listen to the recommendation of either the RSS or the PMO.

Media is with Government not the opposition !

Normally the media always supports the opposition but for the first time in India, Media is fully in support of the Government.

Cannot please both...

I'm back in Delhi and drop in for my morning  Coffee fix at my favourite Cafe.

Seated on the adjacent table is a young man .... he's in an animated conversation on his Mobile. Soon enough he talks to me.

Young Man: My brother is in Kerala ..... working with an Organization doing relief work there... situation is pretty bad...Hullo....I'm (Name Witheld)...I'm a Analyst with a Mutual Fund...

Me: Yes..    rains and then opening of Gates of so many Dams.. but it's  also a man made ecological disaster...structures had come up in dried up river beds....

Young Man: That's an epidemic infringement in India....and another epidemic is State Governments making these disasters into a greed jamboree...

M: Yes... the Kerala CM put the loss at 14000 crores ..... his Party's Yechury sitting in Delhi put the loss at 20000 crores and demanded 2000 crores as interim relief .....

YM: In a few  days they'll find a Post-It Note on Lenin's statute  in the CPI (M) Office putting the loss at 1,00,000 lac crores and demanding interim relief of 10,000 crores...

M: Modi gave 500 crores as interim relief... Rajnath gave 100 crores... States chipped in and have commmitted 170 crores... Qatar and UAE have pledged $ 5 Million each... donations from individuals and  organizations  pouring  in...

YM: What about the Relief..in kind.. 40+ Helicopters...24 Aircrafts.... 500+ Motorboats... Navy... Army... Airforce... Coast Gaurd... NDRF..... personel .....distribution of tonnes of  relief... all costs money and man hours... cash and kind Relief must have already touched 1000 crores...

YM: I recall when the Uttrakhand disaster took place .... more than 1000 people  died..... the damage was much more than Kerala.  . Uttrakhand got 1000 crores Relief....

M: And when other States faced disasters and like now States chipped-in .... Kerala refused to chip-in...and today Kerala faced with a disaster wants all to chip-in...

M: Now a Darbaari Journo says ....he's all for Southern States forming a front....they can't see eye to eye on Water Sharing and he wants them to form a front...

YM: As long as Modi is in Command these Darbaaris  will keep coming up with ideas to create problems in India...

M: Now Jenudhari RaGa has stiff competition from  Jeeja ji.. pics have appeared of Jeeja ji customarily  dressed... head shorn off too.... like a Tirupati pilgrim  .....however pic has .... Tirupati  in  the background and he's  praying to the Camera...

RF: Seems Jeeja ji is a late starter...because now RaGa is already slowly but surely going  back  to Muslim appeasement...

M: I think he's now on the lookout for a way to please both...Muslims and Hindus..

YM: This is one glaring example of.... dharti aur aasman nahi millte... 

M: Jee.....dono ka muqqamal bewakoof nahi banaa saktha....kahee Mussalmaan nahi maanthe kahee Hindu nahi maanthe...

We pay our tabs and move out....

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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