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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

They will be treated Modi Loyalist !

In case there is a change in the Government at the centre people say bureaucrats posted in the GoI will be treated Modi loyalists.

Congress is winning in Madhya Pradesh but----?

Political circles believe that this time Congress will be able to form the Government in Madhya Pradesh but if it loses, it will be because of  immature actions of the state Congress in charge Deepak Bawaria.

Theatre of Ludicrousness...

My friend who works for a Policy Think Tank drops in... over Lattes and Macroons we get  chatting.

Friend: What's wrong with RaGa...

Me: Everything.... his Great Grandpa's clothes used to do overseas for Washing ... RaGa's gone a step further... he himself goes overseas to get apni  dhulayee and sekkai done....though the dhulayee and sekkai is done back home!

F: Connecting of MRI machines in Singapore... and now his theatre of ludicrousness continues in Germany...he said ISIS is an outfall of joblessness... lynchings back home are because of Demo and GST faulty implementation ...and conditions of women in India  are really bad..

M: As usual his Think Tank's made a fool of him .... and he himself doesn't think...

F: Arre ISIS is because of fanaticism.... quite a few have left paying jobs and joined ISIS...and what's the link between Demo and GST and lynchings...

M: Lynchings predominately  are because of illegal trade and slaughter of Cows...most cases involve Cow smugglers...

F: On condition of Women... from allocating 2 vital Ministries to women....to Beti bach hao Beti padhao....to improving conditions for working women at work place... this PM has done it all..

M: And more rapes take  place in Germany than India..

F: Why does RaGa have to go overseas to say all this...and who is he to talk about Aid for Kerala with a German Minister of State....is there a Congress Government at the Centre...or in Kerala State... or is he part of some Official Committee on Kerala... none!!

M: Maybe he treats India as his fiefdom...doesn't  he know India has already refused Aid from Dubai and Qatar...

F: Darbaaris say.....post the Gujarat Earthquake India  requested for foreign Aid...

M: Well India was economically not what it's  today... see our Reserves then and now.... why we are the 6th largest economy in the World..

F: How would  it look if the 6th Largest Economy passes the hat around requesting Aid...

M: Actually in such calamities... first stage is rescue and relief... Centre has mobilized Armed Forces... Coast Gaurd and NDRF with helicopters...planes...boats....equiment ....and they are doing a good job in rescuing .....plane loads of relief sent. . Organizations like RSS and Khalsa Aid are also chipping in....

F: In fact I hear locals are saying they are well stocked up now and don't need more relief..

M: Once the water recedes the damage will be assessed and then GOI will provide funds for rebuilding...

F: But Kerala Government jumped the gun and without evaluating the damage estimated it at 20000 crores and demanded 2000 crores upfront....

M: In rescue and relief ...as it is Kerala Government hardly has any involvement... no wonders Tharoor an MP from Kerala said he's not needed in Kerala.... a Kerala Minister is also in Germany....

F: And what inputs does RaGa have to discuss Aid for Kerala with a German Minister ...who did the Diplomatic formalities and heard him out politely....

M: And in UK he's going to meet a Member or two from the  Shadow Cabinet....seems no one from the UK Government has agreed to meet him....

F: I think the word has gone around that RaGa can misuse meetings for Political purposes... like he did with the French President ......lied that French President told him that there was no secrecy clause in the Rafalle Contract..

M: Basically this Clause was agreed upon by Antony on the insistence of Dassault...tomorrow he'll fib the German Minister of State told him he's disappointed with how relief was being handled in Kerala...

F: Laloo's son has posted  pics of Laloo in Hospital... Laloo is lying in bed ..no monitors and other paraphernalia for a patient ...in Tejaswi's own words....who is being continuously monitored...

M: Yes I saw the tweet ...Tejaswi says he's perturbed to see his Father's health...

F: Seems hearing  for extension of his medical parole is around the corner...

M: Jabh takk rahe ga Samose mein aloo tabh takk rahe ge Laloo ji chaloo...

We have a good laughand I see my friend off at the door...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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