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This is History (901)

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

Rajputs and government servants are unhappy with Vasundhara Government ?

People say that Rajputs and Government servants are totally against the Vasundhara Raje Government in Rajasthan. One can wait for the ensuing election results.

Dhoni case to be repeated in Congress party ?

Why did rising stars in Cricket Dinesh Kartik and Parthiv Patel  disappeared from the scene ? Reason is simple - Mahendra Singh Dhoni. Political observers say history will be repeated in Congress party. One need not elaborate.

Self Goals

WhatsApp Chat with a friend in Germany who attended RaGa's Confrences in Germany.

Me: So how are RaGa's speeches and interactions going on...

Friend: Embarassing...

M: Why????

F: His bloomers... Joblessness lead to ISIS... his Iraq example.... Demo and GST faulty implementation led to lynchings... Women safety in India...already got people guffawing... he sure doesn't disappoint those who know him.....rest are shocked!!

M: A Leading Daily has reported that Congress has cancelled putting his Germany speech on YouTube...unfair... we were so looking forward to watching Comedy Show...

F: Someone in audience accidentally asked RaGa a relevant question about his Party's vision about population control since India's ever growing population is a ticking time bomb... RaGa said he has no plans if his party came to power in 2019...

M: Whaat.....by doing so he questioned the wisdom of his Grandmother Indira Gandhi and Uncle Sanjay Gandhi who forcibly tried to do 'NASBANDI' of people during Emergency 4 decades back. Just proves Rahul Gandhi cannot think on the spot and really has a tough time when something surprises him...

F: One tough question from an American and RaGa

was like a 'Deer caught in the headlights'. American asked - Trump shows more faith in India during Modi era over its role in Asia. But Rahul Gandhi's previous answer showed that he can't answer out of syllabus questions...

M: What was his answer..

F: He did a waltz across the floor while there was a awkward silence in the room full of people. He stuttered and stammered like a school boy facing a tough Viva question. All the more reason why as a PM would be a huge disaster.....in the end....mumbled something inaudible...

M: Had his Great Grandpa or Grandma been there ...they'd have taken snake charmers to enthral audiences at such times... alway showed Foreign Dignitaries visiting India ...snake charmers...

F: He became so nervous that he made another blunder. He called BJP as the Opposition...

Next answer was a self goal. When asked when will India catch up with China's growth given that it is lagging far behind ....Rahul credited India with 9% growth to China's 11%. but he said that since there is absolute Freedom of Speech (FOS) in India this 2% gap diminishes....

M: 9 % growth and FOS attributed to Modi's India by Congress's President is nothing but a self goal. He's been questioning both..even went to extent of saying GDP figures were fudged...on FOS he's been saying Modi us a Dictator....

F: Next question was on women safety and RaGa

rubbished

Thomson Reuters

survey which said India is the most dangerous place for women in the World but he said the situation is serious as some of the attacks faced by women are invisible as it happens indoors and is cultural...

M: If it's Cultural, cannot pin it on Modi who came to power 4 years ago. Also poses a question why Congress ignored the problem if it was cultural ...when Congress has been in power for most part since India became independent. Importantly why Congress resists ban on Triple Talaq and Nikah Halala.....shows his double talk on Women....

F: So Congress is writhing  in pain... I think they'll stop putting his Speeches and Interactions on YouTube...

M: Anything out of the syllabus and the real RaGa jumps out....

F: And beauty is his Chaperones seated on the stage were are clapping gleefully  ...

M: No wonders ... when the Teachers are at sea where do you expect the student will be..

F: Okay got to go..

M: Bye ....nice chatting ... treat yourself to a Coffee... it's on me...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

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