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A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.

NRC issue: how many be retained ?

It is said that the govt is likely to change its stand on NRC so that maximum people could not be deported. It is because Bangla Desh has reportedly said no and it will not allow any deported person to its territory. Revised plan is being working out.

Will there be break in SP and BSP in UP ?

Political observers believe that SP and BSP pact in Uttar Pradesh  is now unlikely.PM Narendra Modi’s comment “Sleeping Elephant “ and Akhilesh Yadava’s comment “Cycle to ensure BJP defeat “ is an indication.Some files reportedly shown to BSP Supreme Mayawati  is said to be the reason of possible break in the alliance.It is said that she does’nt want to become another “Laloo”. No Congress alliance with the BSP in three poll bound states of MP, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh  will be an indication.

Committed Kamgaar

Today I'm joined by a friend who had suffered the 1984 Genocide...we walk around CP and talk.

Friend: Is Rahul daft.....

Me: Yes... because his Controllers do all kinds of stunts to keep him in Public  glare and he doesn't realize they are making him look like a Clown to keep him inedia space.........but tell me if he did not commit such gaffes who would bother about him...he occupies Media  space because of his gaffes....

F: In an interview in 2014 he had admitted that some Congis were involved in the 1984 Genocide..why during a Punjab election rally...wearing a turban.... he had promised those Congis found guilty would not be spared...a indirect acceptance that he was aware Congis were involved!!

M: A Congi Historian has refuted his saying Congress was not involved in 1984 Genocide... but just see.....this statement and see the space he's occupying in Media Space....his fundaa...badnaam ka bhi naam hotha hai...

F: His recent gaffes...Rafalle: He changed price 4 times in 4 months.....NCC: No idea .....Doklam: Has no details despite the fact that he was a Member of the Parliamentary Committee on External Affairs that submitted the Dokhlan Report...ISIS creation: Lack of Jobs.....Healthcare: Connect all MRIs.....Make In India: Why doesn't Govt buy Mobiles from BHEL?

M: So as to keep him in Media space...Durbaaris keep making a clown of him and shouting: Rahul Gandhi is coming of age as a Leader....its going on for years...

F: And on Dhoklan the Questioner wanted to know what RaGa would do differently... first he said he didn't have details...then hid behind Parliamentary Privileges...

M: His new gupp... Mallya met a BJP Leader before vamoosing from India..RaGa ...of course..... doesn't name the BJP Leader..

F: When did Mallya get loans.. bail outs... who said ... Kingfisher must be saved.... the answer lies in the answers to these 3 questions ....

M: Now to add more drama to his Dramas... they got 3 Sikhs to raise slogans at his meet with Congress supporters.... seems very conveniently these 3 were allowed to enter despite the extraordinary security....his Dramas are so 'obvious'... this was done for a few extra claps...

F: He knows the tremendous support Modi has... so now he's calling Modi's supporters jobless...

M: I just wonder.....doesn't he check out Social Media ....he's lampooned for his gaffes...

F: As a Lady operates his Twitter Handle for him he's oblivious ....

M: And he only reads or views Darbaari Media content ..

F: The Durbaari Media try to show Modi is faltering.... and RaGa jumps in joy... wheras data shows Modi's unwavering focus is yielding handsome results...

M: Committed Kamgaar vs Comical Kalaakaar...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

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