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My grand father was a statesman, my grand mother was a political woman. My father was a saint. I am  --- ?

Only business houses will bring back Congress to power ?

Since Independence business houses have played a role in the formation of the Government and this time it is said some business houses opposed to big business houses will bring back the congress party to power. And Ahmad Bhai is back as Treasurer.

Which media house is close to PM these days ?

Which media house is close to PM Narendra Modi these days ? General belief is that Z Media boss Subhash Chandra is the closest these days. It means others are out ?

Opposition Roh dee

Jhoot pe jhoot aur jhoot pe jhoot!!

For truth catching up RaGa doesn't care a hoot!!

After spate of lies he lied about  the Bullet Train (BT) ,

At this Project his guns he did train!

Said if Japs offered for BT 1 lac crore as 'free loan'  !!

Congress would  take the loan alone!!

Said BT Train Fare will more than Air Fare!

After saying this daanth kiye bare!!

Fact is it'll be a little more than 1st AC Ticket!!!

By the Wizard of Gaffes another hit wicket!!

What Congress boasted as a jam packed house!!

Was like boasting of a lion and showing  a mouse!!

Just about 40 chosen one's  were there!!!

In choosing this selected audience they took great care!!

Some friendly Gora Journos were invited for all three talks!

And now 'Rahul has arrived' stories each one hawks!!

Back home Durbaaris have a different take!

For Rahul to become a Leader 5 more years it'll take!!

They've been using this ploy year after year!!

Don't know when they'll realize RaGa is in reverse gear!!

Amrinder says when 1984 Genocide took place!!

Rahul was 14 and must have been learning to tie his shoelace!

Says...any lies by RaGa have to be condoned!!!

When Amrinder learned of RaGa's comments he must have moaned!

Post 2019 these abh toh Bachcha hai excuse won't  work!

And 2019 karr raha hai around the corner lurk!!

Post 2019 Poll expect Congress to implode!!

Into 10 Congress's it'll explode!!

Now Congress is mobilizing friendly NGOs to boo at Modi!!

There are number of NGOs that are in their Godi (lap)!!

And with Government tightening NGO norms!!!

Some NGOs itching to kick up anti Modi storms!

In the meantime a focussed Modi works as per his plans!

Solely for Nation and not for any selfish interests or Clans!!

Confucius says... Kaam karna hai toh do it like Modi!!!

Aise kaam kiye ke behaal Opposition literally roh dee!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin - President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

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