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If a statesman is one who looks to the next generation and a politician is one who looks to the next election, a political consultant must be one who looks to the next tracking poll.

September and Samajwadi Party

Is there any significance of the month of September and the Samajwadi Party in UP ? Experts says - yes, because discontent brew up in the party two years back in September. Stalwart Mulayam Singh Yadav, Shivpal Yadav and ex- party leader Amar Singh's recent statements are being seen as indication that all is not well within the party. Experts fear that party will see more trouble in September month. Till then wait & watch.

No family role in Rashtrapati Bhawan

It is said that the President Ram Nath Kovind is following the PM Narenra Modi’s advice  and that is the reason their is no family role anywhere in the RashtraPati Bhawan.

Jabh takk suraj chaand rahe ga..

I'm in Mumbai .... meet my friend who is a expert in Geopolitics - The Indian Subcontinent. We meet at a Eatery and over Vada Pao .... Ussal and Tea we get chatting.

Friend: The point being missed is neither in Germany nor in UK any Minister or Ruling Party Leader met RaGa...

Me: RaGa's Team must have tried...but drawn a blank....I think very soon visiting dignitaries will stop paying courtsey calls on the Gandhis...

F: Yes they now see Congress as a 'second fiddle' Party....if they meet Gandhis then they have to meet...Didi... Aki.... Laloo..... etc......

M: I saw a hilarious clip of RaGa's Interaction in London... someone asked him... what was his political ideology... he looked like a Computer that rebooted a couple of times and then started buffering. 

F: Out of syllabus question..now when he's prodded via chosen signals by his Chaperones he either says... don't have data...cites Parliamentary privilege or says ask Modi ji..

M: Now his areas of thrust are... Rafalle... Jobs....Economy..

F: French have already shown his accusations the door...on jobs..as per CSO 1.2 crores jobs were created in the last 10 months ..from September to June..... CSO's employment outlook is based on the new enrollmements with Retirement Fund Body EPFO...

M: And our Economy is on a sure footing... be it ... Deficit.... GDP... Inflation... Reserves ....just wait for the GDP Back Data 2014 onwards.. GDP will be 11+..

F: I saw some data that not only shows this Government's fairness with States but also indicates a very healthy Economy...Central resources (Money) transfer to states.....

UPA (10 yrs) : 35.17 Lac Crore.....NDA (05 Yrs) : 49.34 Lac Crore.........UPA (10 Yrs) : 3,51,695.4 Cr (A/Y).....

NDA (05 Yrs) : 9,86,801.2 Cr (A/Y)...

M: Kejriwal seems to have lost his marbles.... MP nominee Atishi Marlena has been asked to change her surname... Kejriwal and gang feel it's too Christian...after Christian convert Ashish Khetan's exit from AAP maybe they've  developed an allergy for Christians...by the way Marlena is taken from first 3 alphabets from Marx and Lenin...seems the A is just decorative...or A Class Commies...

F: Congress is hopping mad...a BJP Spokie has put up posters all over Delhi.... Rajiv Gandhi Father of Lynchings...

M: Reaction to RaGa's attempt to distance Congress from 1984 Genocide..later the Darbaari Media stepped in to justify  what he said..

F: Amrinder named 4 Congis who as per him were involved in aiding and abetting the Genocide ... but surprisingly  doesn't name Tytler....

M: Chalo he's

punctured RaGa's tyre on the Genocide...the involvment of the Cops... the delay in mobilising the Army.....the Dummy Commissions... all point to Congress's involvement...

F: Jabh takk suraj chaand rahe ga...tabb takk Congress pe yeh ilzaam rahe ga..

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

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