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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Blunder of Rahul Gandhi ?

In a chit chat in IIC, senior bureaucrats said that Rahul Gandhi committed blunder by not joining the Manmohan Singh Government as Rural Develo pment Minister or I & B Minister.

Real picture in poll bound states only after ticket distribution

Real picture of political atmosphere in the three poll bound states - Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh and Chhattisgarh - will emerge only after the distribution of tickets.

Demo's a success

I'm at my favourite Coffee Shop enjoying my morning Cuppa.... neighbouring Office Boss who is a die-hard Congi enters and  I politely beckon him to my table and order a Coffee for him.

Neighbour: Do you see the swagger in our Rahul Baba.... what confidence...wah... wah!

Me: I think the swagger is because he knows .......who all are in his pocket...examples... he commits gaffes all the time... but knows Darbaari Media will cover up.. or even spin his gaffes as something very apt...he knows if a case is filed against him or his Mom... Congi star Lawyers will bamboozle the Judge just with their presence....like its said about a very famous Congi Lawyer...if he's fighting the case.....60% case is won before arguments start......

N: You must have seen Day of the Jackal... in the beginning  Col. Jean-Marie Bastien is arrested for a plot to assassinate President De Gaulle... before he is shot by a shooting squad he confidently tells his Lawyer 'Don't worry no French soldier will point his gun at me'....

M: So you mean to say ....CBI... IT...ED... ... none have the guts to investigate Gandhis even if they have ample proof.... but do also remember ....in the movie the Colonel  is shot by the shooting squad...

F: Gandhis persona is such that they arouse a kind of servility in all of us..

M: Ha ha... you need to step out more often... the other day a Channel did a Survey on TV ... asked Delhites if they felt RaGa was fit to be the PM...95% gave an emphatic 'no'...3% gave a mischevious 'yes' and 2% an emphatic 'yes'!!

N: RaGa was right that Demo was wrong...

M: Baloney.... Black Money held in Lockers, Safes, Trunks, Mattresses etc...all came back into Banking system.....now the deposits are under IT scrutiny....yes this phase will take some time to rake in... in my conservative estimate... 2 lac crores as fines... because Assessees can test the IT Orders in IT Tribunals and thereafter in Courts ... 

N: What about the much touted Counterfeit Notes...

M: 0.7% did not return... this means currency worth 11,900 crores went missing.....as per RBI report Counterfeit  currency detected in 2015.....317,567 pieces of 500 = 15.8 crores..... 256,324 pieces of 1000 = 25 .6 crores....so value of total Counterfiet Notes detected in 2015 was 41.4 crores...and counterfeit money once pumped in is usually not stored but in circulation......

taking RBI data as average ... ....11,900 crores must comprise of 41.4 crores Counterfiet Notes in Circulation....taking previous year 41.4 crores as  average.. ......rest.... Black Money Notes the holders preferred not to deposit. What to say of crores and crores with Zealots in J&K waiting to be pumped into circulation and crores and with Counterfeiters became waste paper ....

N: We now face an undeclared Emergency...

M: Aap ko Emergency bollna suit nahi karta...I have one question some of those arrested now were arrested by UPA too ...then there was no ronna-dhonna... why!!!

N: I liked what the Judge said ... that dissent is like a pressure relief valve in every Pressure  Cooker.. prevents Pressure Cooker from bursting..

M: But this is not dissent... its Treason ....its like the steam in the pressure cooker being channelised to extinguish the fire under the pressure cooker... plotting to create strife and assassinate  PM is Treason...and putting these 5 Urban Naxals under House Arrest will create a wrong precedence.... won't be surprised if UK Judge floats idea that Mallya be put under House Arrest as he fights his cases in India... and Jail .......as per specifications approved by UK Court.... only  after he's convicted...

N: What about Rafalle Deal...just 6 hours left for RaGa's demand on JPC to get over..

M: What about the 15 questions Jaitley has put to him....though knowing RaGa's grasping  handicap he's not set any deadline...

N: Anyway Baba is now going  to Kedarnath...

M: No... he has been pushed into going  by Sonia...otherwise left to him he'd prefer not to go... and leave it to his minions including Darbaris to spin stories... like.... Government not giving permission...in fact I saw a pic which I feel illustrates the situation.... it's on my mobile..... here see it...in the pic .... Sonia is ordering RaGa's Handlers to make him go to Kedarnath  .....

N: (views the pic) Very funny...

I pay the tab and we walk out...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

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