POLITICS

This is History (907)

A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.

Small political parties to be game changer in UP ?

Political circles believe that small political parties are going to be game changer in Uttar Pradesh in the ensuing Lok Sabha polls.

No favour to any business house without PMO ?

It is said that no favour is granted to any business house in the country without the approval of the PMO.

Rahul ki aaj ki gupp

Rahul ki aaj ki gupp...Demo ka asli aim!!

Saving 20 Businessmen was the real game.

Adds 'Modi took our money and gave it to 20 Businessmen'!!

And what did these 20 do then!

He says ..they converted black to white!!!

Could it be he had something strong to drink at night!!

And then he hit at Congress's favorite punching bag!!

Iss baath mein Congress never does lag!

He said... see Amit Shah's Bank converted crores!!

Now toh Congress's anti Shah diatribe bores!!

Truth is NABARD has said this Bank is 100% KYC compliant!!

To launder on KYC the Bank has to be defiant!!

And if exchange of Notes benefited Amit Shah!!!

Then toh Parikh (HDFC) and Kotak ki ho gayi 'wah wah'!

By RaGa's logic Parikh and Kotak made tonnes!!!

Enough for their sons sons sons sons sons sons sons!

Because by their Banks crores and crores were exchanged!!

That is why RaGa's charge sounds deranged!!

Next one...when Rafalle talks were underway!!

Hollande ko Reliance Entertainment (RE) did indirectly pay!!

Made a film for Hollande's business Mate!!

This as a idiotic charge any sane person would rate!!

As the name suggests RE is in business of Film Making!!!

In this there's no faking!!

Yes if ADAG did not have this Company in its Stable!!

Then many would not say Congress gone mentally unstable!!

Then it'd be said why did they do something they don't do!!

Again any sane person would flush this charge too down the loo!

And now the French Company has denied and RE links!!!

Now you know why RaGa says things and then winks!!

France may give RaGa title Monsieur Menteur or Shri Jhoota!!

Madam ji bandho apne Munne ko to some Khoota!!

As RaGa's gets more and more desperate!!

More ludicrous theories he'll create!!

Though some say he says what he's to told to say!!

Then far from his Advisors he needs to stay!!

Kejri ka dimmag toh dekho!

Dilli waalo aggli baari isse out of power fekko!!

Modi named it Ayushman Bharat and not after PM!

Kejri wants in Delhi the scheme be named after CM!

Till then the prospective beneficiaries will have to wait!

This is the poor Dilli waalas fate!!

Kejri's ego can derail the best of intentions!!

Delhi is at present in one of it's worst Dentention's!

Way back in 2014 Harish Salve had prophesied!

Judiciary will be misused so that Government is destabilized!

If dissent is relief valve then do away with Contempt of Court!

Caveat....in this observation hope Court will be a Sport!!

Joke: Modi was sobbing and Bapu appeared and asked him!

Modi Beta why are you so grim!!

Modi said 'Nirav and Lalit giving 'Modi' a bad name'!

Bapu moaned and said... Yaad rakh Gandhi is my surname!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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