POLITICS

This is History (911)

Freedom and Justice are twin sisters.

Now Brahmins are also up in arms ?

While the Upper caste agitation is in full swing the Brahimins of the country are also now united.  A big  conclave of Brahmins has been organised in Delhi on September 9 and the organiser is former Secretary Shipping in the Government of India Vishwapati Trivedi who is National President of the Brahmin Samaj of India. It will be attended by IAS, IPS,IRS officers besides former Judges,Advocates ,Professors,Engineers and political leaders  from different states.

Ministers came from back door?

Some ministers attended a meeting on Wednesday. But the surprising thing was that all ministers, four, came to attend the meeting at MHA from back door and went via back door whereas mediamen were waiting at the front gate. One minister came at the front gate but did not tell anything about the meeting.

I'm a Dal Roti Girl

My friend who works for a Policy  Think Tank and is deeply religious...a true Jenudhaari... drops in for a chat....I take him to a Halwai very near my Office and over Shudh Cow's milk and Desi Ghee Jalebis we get chatting.

Friend: A News Channel reported that in Kathmandu Rahul partook non vegetarian food.... he should  know better... he's on a pilgrimage to one of  Hinduism's Holiest Shrines....being a Vegetarian on this pilgrimage is mandatory...

Me: Yes I saw the Tweet by the BJP IT Head on this issue...

F: The Channels tracked down the Waiter and he said RaGa ordered Chicken Kurkure and Momos...the reports first appeared in Nepalese Media after which the Indian Media took up the matter...

M: But its also being said that the said Restaurant confirmed he ordered a full Vegetarian Meal...

F: Baloney....Restaurants protect their Clients... and more so now because the Client is Rahul...

M: Lets leave it as a matter between  Shiv ji and Rahul.....no one escapes Divine Retribution...however powerful or moneyed one may be...

F: There's this girl who was arrested as she started shouting slogans on a flight...

M: Sloganeering mid flight is a Security Breach ... arresting her was the right action...

F: The Girl's Father says she studies Science and is not an Advocate  to know the rules..

M: Stupid defence....lack of  knowledge of  law is no excuse.   

F: But this arrest has given a handle to the Liberals to say .... arrest is against Freedom of Expression...

M: If she had shouted Slogans against Sonia or Rahul these very people would be saying she's a Right Wing Fanatic and should be locked up..

F: 1 Bridge collapse ...tragic...one more collapses.... get to the bottom of these crashes...another one collapses..unforgivable....

M: But Didi's reactions will be the same....point fingers at Commies..... and ludicrously at Centre...

F: She may say....only if Centre had not given Step Motherly treatment to Bengal.... we'd have had the funds to repair all the Bridges ...

M: Or Hindus celebrate so many festivals and take out so many processions... this is causing strain on Bridges.... do I need to tell you which Community would be dancing in joy listening to this analogy of Didi...

F: Nowadays I hear Pitroda is guiding Rahul...and if I may say making a total hash of it...problem is mentally he's still in US....this is India...

M: Gandhis try out Cutlery and then  discard the cutlery... the real problem .... Rahul....stays on....

F: Yes.... when the Owner of a Business is unfit to run the Businesss what can anyone  do.... apart from watching this person run hia Business into the ground..

M: Rural India really made India do so well at the Asian Games.... now its no longer... I'm a Complan Boy or Girl or  Boost is the  secret of my energy...its now simple Dal Chutney Chaawal Roti that making India do so well..

Friend gives a thumbsup and

I pay the tab and we move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Who can be “Imran’ of India ?

By Sanjay Sharma

Cricketers, all over the world, are some of the most influential characters across spheres of life.

Imran Khan, the newly elected PM of Pakistan, thus, is not the only one who turned to politics after retiring from the Cricket pitch. There are many others across the world who,  after constantly inspiring on the cricketing field, went an extra mile in their endeavour to give back to the society that gave them immense love.

And in doing so, after proving their might on the cricket field, a number of players have from time to time turned to politics in several countries. It is another matter that all of them could not repeat their feats in the political ring.

In India too there have been several cricket stalwarts who after retirement ventured into politics either of their own or on being lured by the political parties.

But the million dollar question is – Who among them has the potential to become 'Imran Khan' of India ?

For details click on the link  below ;

https://www.whispersinthecorridors.com/uploads/imran_khan_story.pdf

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin - President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

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