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I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

What Mumbai Satta Bazaar says about MP Polls !

There is a buzz in Mumbai Satta Market that in ensuing Madhya Pradesh Vidhan Sabha polls, the Congress will get 105 and the BJP 103 seats.

Why Delhi govt wants Ration Cards restoration?

AAP ruled Delhi government and its Bureaucrats are at loggerheads again. Latest reason is restoration of more than 2 lakh Ration Cards which were cancelled three months ago. These cards were allegedly found fake by Civil Supplies deptt. Now its minister has ordered restoration of these cards but departmental Secretary and other officers have reportedly say 'No' to Minister.

Desperate Times Impossible Vows..

I'm in Beijing on business ...after hectic negotiations I drop into a Cafe...The Bridge Cafè.....to plan for my next meeting. Lo and behold...who do I find there .....enjoying ...what looks like a ....Tall Cold Coffee. Apna Baba.

Me: Baba you here.... and your Twitter Handle is tweeting pics of you enroute to Kedarnath Mansoravar ...

Baba: You are mistaking me for someone else... I'm from Spain...

M: Kya paagal samjha hai Senor Baba... or you think we can't recognize you in Polo Shirt and Jeans....I think the Yatra was too ardous so you've taken a shortcut...

B: Don't you dare take a pic of me.....

M: Chalo I won't....but in the bargain I want some answers....

B: (after some thought)....If you quote me I will deny it all .... and you are paying for the Coffee..

M: Pleasure.... so obviously you will be flying to Kedarnath via Chopper ....

B: I vowed to go to Kedarnath and I am  doing just this...

M: But then why all this drama....

B: Security ....

M: Baloney.... you guys hide behind Security all the time...and back home your Twitter Handler is having to answer a barrage of questions on the oddities in the pics she's posting...like one in which oddly shadow of walking stick is missing..and another which clearly  looks like  you've been planted in the pic...

B: Is Photoshopping a crime.... don't think of the means... see the end... Security and I fulfill my vow.

M: So now you are doing time pass in Beijing....

B: If you say so...(looks towards a Posse of European looking Gentlemen seated nearby)!!!

M: You know very well that this Government has got a fantastic deal for the Rafalle Fighters...

B: I want details ....details...

M: But there is a Secrecy Clause.... even France has confirmed it...

B: Let's see if the Clause is more important for BJP than its clean reputation...

M: Seems you want to put this Deal in jeopardy....

B: For all you know ... we come to power and we get a better Deal.... who knows......

M: So is that your dream...... recent revelations..... Bare Fighter : BJP's Rafallle is 60 crores cheaper than your Rafalle... and fully loaded version....BJP's Rafalle is 400 crores cheaper than UPA's...even Chief of Air Force has confirmed BJP Rafalles are Cheaper...

B: We trust no one....show us the fine print...I maintain ghoos was made in this Deal..

M: One its a Government to Government Deal... and two if Ghoos was made in this Deal like Bofors then who is the Uncle Q in Rafalle Deal !!

B: What else do you want to ask!!!

M: If by a miracle Congress wins...who will be PM.... MMS.... or have you got a new MMS!!!

R: I am ready to be the PM...

M: You have been ready but are you capable... are you really willing....you can't even pen a Condolence Message without help...and you fly off on secret trips  every now and then ..

R: My Think Tank says I'm a Maverick....

M: Of course they'll pep you up...their hope is if  you become  PM they will get to rule India...

R: Mummy says I was born to be the PM of India...

M: Modi changed all that...now becoming PM is no longer a birthright....even a ordinary Chai Wallah can be our PM...

R: Very  bad.... no pedigree.....it shows how Nation has fallen under Modi...

M: Oye being elected as PM is not like winning a Dog Show..... BJP will fight 2019 election projecting Modi as PM.... Congress will not project you as PM..

R: Why...

M: Because its going to be in a Ghatbhandan and if Congress insists on you Congress won't be in the  Ghatbandhan....

R: How rude...

M: Bhenji...  Didi..... Tooti (Tap) Man..... have made it clear you aren't their PM choice..... as for Chaara Man....he will humor you but will soon make it clear ever so tacitly  you aren't his choice  for PM.... all will insist PM to be chosen later...in a way throwing their  hats in the ring..

R: Okay....wager... if I don't become PM I will marry..

M: That would be the natural outcome if you don't win.....bachelerhood got you no results... so try marrying...maybe some Lady would make you successful...and prove proverb correct!!

R: I just got a flash.....if I become PM  I will climb Mount Everest and standing on the Summit will recite Hanuman Challisa ...

M: Arre Baba ji pehle check toh karr le.... can a Chopper land on Mount Everest Summit...as per my info air pressure is very low... maybe a Pilot can land a stripped down Chopper ...but no way will the Pilot be able to fly a passenger....seems .......desperate times impossible vows!!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Who can be “Imran’ of India ?

By Sanjay Sharma

Cricketers, all over the world, are some of the most influential characters across spheres of life.

Imran Khan, the newly elected PM of Pakistan, thus, is not the only one who turned to politics after retiring from the Cricket pitch. There are many others across the world who,  after constantly inspiring on the cricketing field, went an extra mile in their endeavour to give back to the society that gave them immense love.

And in doing so, after proving their might on the cricket field, a number of players have from time to time turned to politics in several countries. It is another matter that all of them could not repeat their feats in the political ring.

In India too there have been several cricket stalwarts who after retirement ventured into politics either of their own or on being lured by the political parties.

But the million dollar question is – Who among them has the potential to become 'Imran Khan' of India ?

For details click on the link  below ;

https://www.whispersinthecorridors.com/uploads/imran_khan_story.pdf

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin - President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

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