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Oh! Most miserable wretch that I am ! Why have I not learnt how to swim ?

What people say about Modi and Shah !

When people talk about Narendra and Amit Shah they say that during this period both have lost friends. If they want to come to power again, they should shun their “Arrogance”.

75 per cent ministers losing elections in MP, Chhattisgarh and Rajasthan ?

It is widely believed in political circles that 70 percent ministers will be losing Vidhan Sabha polls in MP, Chhattisgarh and Rajasthan.

Kadwa sachch

In Delhi when Sonia saw Bandh  flopping!!

She mobilized Sajjan Kumar known for his 'chopping'!!!

As if to taunt... now open your shops at your own risk!!

But Public ignored and business was brisk!!

But as usual RaGa's Cutlery praised him sky high!

Wah Babaji Desh ko standstill pe leh aaye!!

BJP's arm's distance excuse for fuel prices!!!

Such an excuse never suffices!

After all when Oil fell Excise was increased !!

So why not cut in Excise as past 80 petrol has breezed!

Or why not solve this issue once and for all!!

And on reviving GST on Fuel take a call!!

Because Fuel is in GST only kept in waiting!!

For some time on this stakeholders have been debating!

Though on Fuel prices the reaction is exaggerated!!!

A hype Durbaari Media has created!!

Durbaari Media (D):Price of Petrol touching 100 hai hai!!

We: We'll vote for Modi even if 200 ke paar price jaaye!

D: Aggar 500 ke paar Petrol  goes then kyaa!!

We: Still Vote for Modi aggar 500 ke paar bhi gayaa!!

D: 1000  ke paar jaye firr kyaa!!!

We: Arre gupp maarne mein kuch toh karro dayaa!!

D: Breaking News...Public fears price will cross ek hazaar!

Arre Durbaaris ne banaa diya News ko gappo ka bazaar!

If you drive 25 Kms /day in car joh 18 ki average dethi hai!

For 24 days 34 litres matlab aaj 2849 ka petrol peethi hai (83.79/litre)!

In 2014 for same Kms 2595 ka petrol peethi thi (76.32/litte)!

254 more now..iss se zyaada Dal ki bachchat humm ko deh dethi hai!

So this fuel ronna dhonna is more of storm in chai ka cup!!

Less of reality and more of gupp!!

So either counter the gupps effectively or kadam uttao!

Aur Petrol Diesel ki price ghatao!!

Jhoot ki legs hothi aur Congress ki hai iss mein specialisation!!!

For them yeh hai moorkho ki Nation!!

Confucius says... Yeh hai kadwaa sachch!!!

Uttao kadam Modi ji ..in advance thanks very much!

Adds.... Don't let Congress put you on back foot !!!!

Aap ko back foot batting nahi karti hai suit!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Who can be “Imran’ of India ?

By Sanjay Sharma

Cricketers, all over the world, are some of the most influential characters across spheres of life.

Imran Khan, the newly elected PM of Pakistan, thus, is not the only one who turned to politics after retiring from the Cricket pitch. There are many others across the world who,  after constantly inspiring on the cricketing field, went an extra mile in their endeavour to give back to the society that gave them immense love.

And in doing so, after proving their might on the cricket field, a number of players have from time to time turned to politics in several countries. It is another matter that all of them could not repeat their feats in the political ring.

In India too there have been several cricket stalwarts who after retirement ventured into politics either of their own or on being lured by the political parties.

But the million dollar question is – Who among them has the potential to become 'Imran Khan' of India ?

For details click on the link  below ;

https://www.whispersinthecorridors.com/uploads/imran_khan_story.pdf

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin - President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

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