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I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Why some BJP leaders are opposing Modi ?

At a gathering in the capital, the topic of discussion was why some BJP leaders are opposing Modi ? Answer was very curt, because in Modi Raj brokers have no place and their alleged illegal income has also stopped.

Cong- BSP pact in Chhattisgarh under cloud

Congress- BSP pact in Chhattisgarh for the upcoming elections is said to have come under a cloud and the reason behind this is said to be PL Punia - a former IAS officer who was once Mayawati’s Principal Secretary in UP – now highly disliked by her. As a consequence, BSP is said to be developing affinity for Ajit Jogi’s Chhattisgarh Janata Congress.

Depressionoowa....

Raghuram says NPA earthquake took place in 2006-2008!!!

Though on the Epicentre some will debate!

Some say 10 Janpath some say PMO!!

Your guess is as good as mine ...from where did orders go!

Then Banks complained 'Orders came from Top'!!

Now Banks say since 2014 such Orders have come to a stop!

Modi came in 2014 and started 'loans karro repay'!

And Mallya, Nirav , Choksi all ran away !

A host of measures to net flouters were put in place!!!

Now 'music' the flouters do face!!

Seeing the stringent laws many want to settle!

Still blackest Pan in kitchen points fingers at Shiny Kettle!

But then what else can the Blackest Pan (Congress) do!!

Its only defense is at the Shiny Kettle (BJP) Boo!!

Court refused to stay reassessment of Gandhis 2011-12 Return!!

Lawyers must have tried ke matter ho jaye adjourn!!

Intelligent guess is delay as much as possible!!

For them Congress coming back to power in 2019 is plausible!!

What if a Directorship Modi did not mention in his Return!

Kya kya stories Congress  karti churn!!

And if Congress was in power hauled him over fire!!!

Every 'accusation' at him it'd fire!!

The Ports China has allowed Nepal to use are far away!!

Huge inland freight cost to Chinese Transporters Nepal would pay!!

The Ports Nepal uses in India are very near!

Even if they used Chennai Port freight would not be that dear!

Compared to freight from Chinese Ports!!!

Now Nepal showing its teeth as per Reports!!

Refusing to participate in Army Chiefs BISMTEC Meet!

One step India takes and it'll knock Nepal off its feet!!

Impose a Nepalese Employment Quota here!!

Nepal would refuse Chinese Ports saying Indian Ports are near!

China will not give Nepalese jobs!!

And in Pakistan as Hindus they'd end up in sobs!!

If hordes of Nepalese are forced to return!!

A huge hole in Nepal's Economy this step would burn!

Laloo says ' hum ko Depressionoowa ho gaya'!!

'Abh toh My Lord karr doh dayaa'!!

Depression and Whiplash are easy to fake!!

A true diagnoses is difficult to make!!

Most Employees in US suing Employers claim Depression!

Caused by Company's 'oppression'!!

Last time Laloo faked Anal Fistula as life threatening disease!!

He's even taken a VIP Room in the Hospital 'on lease'!

Some say Doctors should start shock therapy soon!!!

Then see how Laloo changes his tune!!

'Humaara depressionoowa dimaag nahi dill mein hai'!

Iss ka ilaaj VIP Room aur Pill mein hai'!!

Pill he can flush away!!

And happily in the Room away from the Jail he'll stay'!!

Confucius  says... 1000 ki chorri and chakki peesoing in Jail!!

Pataa nahi crores ki Chori mein Justice kyon ho jaatha hai fail!

Adds...In picture 'Critical' Laloo has no tubes or Monitors!!!

Seems his vitals he mentally monitors!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Who can be “Imran’ of India ?

By Sanjay Sharma

Cricketers, all over the world, are some of the most influential characters across spheres of life.

Imran Khan, the newly elected PM of Pakistan, thus, is not the only one who turned to politics after retiring from the Cricket pitch. There are many others across the world who,  after constantly inspiring on the cricketing field, went an extra mile in their endeavour to give back to the society that gave them immense love.

And in doing so, after proving their might on the cricket field, a number of players have from time to time turned to politics in several countries. It is another matter that all of them could not repeat their feats in the political ring.

In India too there have been several cricket stalwarts who after retirement ventured into politics either of their own or on being lured by the political parties.

But the million dollar question is – Who among them has the potential to become 'Imran Khan' of India ?

For details click on the link  below ;

https://www.whispersinthecorridors.com/uploads/imran_khan_story.pdf

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin - President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

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