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it is necessary to be lonely in order to prove that you are right.

What bureaucrats say about Lok Sabha polls  ?

Across the country, the bureaucrats feel that in the next Lok Sabha polls the Congress will get  80 to 100 seats and the BJP -  150 to 160  seats . In this scenario, the bureaucrats informally say, the alliance partners will never go with the BJP. It is said that the alliance partners in the NDA are feeling suffocated.

Opposition is happy with bickering in CBI

Opposition leaders are quite happy with the reported bickering in the CBI. They are discussing i

t in cocktail parties in Delhi.

Taana Baana

Sonia and RaGa have the License to Insult!!

Only their Think Tanks they consult!!

But see how they reacted to Swamy's alleged TDK taunt!!

Congress Lawyers told Court  'he simply can't'!

Want Court to stop Swamy from tweeting on NH case!!

They say Judge heard all this with a straight face!!

There was laughter in Courtaid !!

As per a reliable Report!!

Congi Lawyers said Swamy used TDK and Budhu always!

Said he associates TDK with Sonia but on Budhu nothing more he says!

If you ask Swamy he'll say how did Congress deduce this!!

Do they feel both fit into these Characters or kuch kiya uss ne miss!!

Don't speak for Swamy and this is just for fun!!!!

All is fair in love and fun goes my created pun!

Wonder why for 70 years Congress slept !!!

In 4 years Modi did all this so Congress was inept!

Toilets..Safaayi..Accounts ...LPG Gas..Healthcare for poor!

That's who Modi nicknamed The Doer!!

All these didn't strike Congress while they enjoyed power!!

For them seems power was like Bar waala 'Happy Hour'!

Or did they lack the vision or power made them loose it!

What plans did they make when in Powerful Offices they did sit!

In 4 years Modi's brought in so much reform!!

In History will go down as the only Sarkaar that did perform!

This is why when it comes to Modi Dill maange more!!!

I think for Modi 7 more years as PM in store!!

Now a Darbaari's take on Surgical Strike!!

This one I'm sure his Durbaari Pals did like!!

He says the Surgeon benefitted more than patient!

Surgeon is Sarkaar and Patient is India..so enemy is latent!

Actually Surgeon is Army Patient is Hindustan!!

Surgery was in Pakistan by Surgeons from Hindustan!

Who benefitted... Hindustan!!

Unique surgery on a Tumour that keeps spreading to Hindustan!

Roots of tumour in Pakistan!!

Pak also a catalyst for it's  spread to Hindustan!!

Didi not willing to share Data of Welfare Schemes with CAG!

Seems 'Catches All Gaps' is her analogy of CAG!!

Is her aim to make Bengal into Autonomous State!!

Within a Nation a Nation she aims to create!!

And declares herself as Didi the Dada CM for life!!

And if possible even in Afterlife!!

Next maybe...Bengal... SC... EC... CBI and Fauj!!

The new Slogan of Bengal... Mullo ki Mauj!!

Just because she gave funds for Durga Pooja!!

Maulwis ka mooh hai sooja!!

This is how she's fractured Society in Bengal!!

Bahut burra hai Social Fabric ka haal!!

Confucius says.. Taana ko Baana se hai pangaa!!

Namaste aur Adaab pe bhi ho jaatha hai dangaa!!

Adds.... Seems Commies were better than her!

Is baath pe apolitical types in Bengal would concur!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS