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Those who fight corruption should be clean themselves.

Modi and Shah visit will have no impact in Rajasthan

It is widely believed that frequent visits of Narendra Modi and Amit Shah to Rajasthan will have no impact this time in Rajasthan and the Congress party will form the Government.

BSP to suffer badly in poll bound states

This time political pundits say that the BSP will suffer badly in the three poll bound states of Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh. In Chhhattisgarh, poll alliance between Jogi Congress and BSP may give some seats.

Working Hard or Hardly...

Those making fun of Modi's Pakoda Walla advice!!

Now in all fairness in applause kindly rise!

A Ludhiana Pakode Waala declared 60 lacs!!!

Must have been neatly packed in Aloo Pyaaz ke sacks!!

Problem is Congi types don't believe in working !!!

Kaam se they are always shirking!!

They want to wheel and deal..easy money is their style!

Ek Deal aur mill jaye notes ka pile!!!

Modi on the other hand believes in working hard!!!!

For Congis working hard, earning and saving is barred!!

And they have so many role models to follow!!!

Koyi koyi ka toh sudden success difficult to swallow!

Any meteoric rise 99.9% cannot be the honest way!!

Sadly so many examples that dishonesty does pay!!

Modi has tried to change this very wrong mindset !!

That's why from wheeler dealer Congis flack he does get!!

What if tommorow its revealed UPA Rafalle Deal was delayed!

As they could not decide what commission to be paid!!

Kalyug hai so anything is possible!!

Though even in Kalyug in BJP Rafalle Deal it's impossible!!

This is the rumour doing the rounds!!!

Do a survey and 80% will say... possible it sounds!!

One knowledgeable source questions St. Antony's excuse!

Sounded more like a ruse!!

After rounds of negotiations saying we dont have money!!

Really St. Antony's statement in 2014 sounded very funny!

C Voter says BJP losing MP..Chattisgarh and Rajasthan!

Says Congress coming in 1st Sthaan.

This Survey was before Bhenji made it clear!!

For these 3 States away from Congress BSP will steer!!!

The only State that BJP can lose is Rajasthan!

The incumbent Government there always comes in 2nd Sthaan!

What if in 2 months Ram Janambhoomi verdict is delivered!

Reading this every Congi must have shivered!!

What if before Rajasthan goes to polls!!

Congress scores some self goals!!

Like anger because of Ticket distribution!!!

Would be for BJP's victory a significant contribution!!

As Congress is not cadre based so indiscipline is a fall out!!

BJP is more efficient in getting ticket heartburns sorted out!

RaGa says BJP works for rich and Congress for Poor!

Congress may claim Force Majuere!!

Claim RaGa's mind is an Act of God so anything he says!!

In 'ignore' category it stays!!

Confucius says...What God has done no one can be blamed!

And for his bloomers RaGa is ill-famed!!

Adds..Quandary of Congress..RaGa must speak!!

But every time he speaks Voters Congress leaks

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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