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No leader like Modi in Congress ?

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Will Akbar resign ?

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Adthisgarh

Meet my Stock Broker Friend at a famous Dalal Street Restaurant....over Poha .....Jalebis and extra sweet Gujarati Tea we get chatting.

Me: So now hate speeches being made in Gujarat to create panic amongst Migrants there.....

Friend: Yes and Gujarat Police have named a Congress Leader for this...wonder if the self annointed Apostle of Love will expel this hate mongering Congress Leader...

M: Many would agree Congress has the technology and experience.... for taking it beyond just speeches..

F: And if I may add ....the desperation...

M: I wonder what was RaGa hinting when he said ....the fun has just begun!! Did he mean get ready for the works...

F: The Court is going to hear Petition on Rafalle ....

M: I think in future  would not be a bad idea for Tenderers to ask Bidders to submit one Hard and Soft Copy of the Bid to SC....

F: I wonder if the Highest Courts in say US... UK..... France ....why even Canada would even entertain such a Petition!!

M: But kudos to BJP.... had Congress been in BJP's place it's Star Lawyers would have been questioning the Court's decision ......BJP Government will fight it out in Court but will not publically question Court...

F: Maybe its the confidence of being Honest...

M: Dollar up today...

F: So what.... other Economic parameters are fine... but do historically compare rise of $ vis a vis IRs....... Nehru era 1 to 4.76 ($ up 376%)....Indhra era 7.50 to 11.36 ( $ up 51%) ...Rajiv 11.36 to 17.50 ( $ up 54%)...Narsimha Rao 22.74 to 41.26 ($ up 81%) ....ABV 43.06 to 45.32 ( $ up by 5%)..... MMS 45.32 to 62.33 ($ up 38%)......Modi 62.33 to 73 ( $ up 17%)....

M: And don't forget the debt this Government has paid back.... like Rockstar Raghuram's $ 28 Billion Bonds ...5000 crores to Iran...Oil Bonds and huge Social Spend....

F: And RaGa says UPA forgave 70,000 crore debt of Farmers.... abh going by his Dad's 16 paisa / Rupee formula...who knows kiss ko loan diye theh aur kiss ke loans maaf kiye....now with Aadhar the loan disbursement and  waiver are bang-on target!!

M: So what's your prognosis for the Share Market....

F: In RaGa's language the fun just started.... Markets will see more of down than up.... and in 2019 if Modi does not  return.... get ready for a bloodbath... if Modi returns to power.... Markets will rocket...directly proportional to absolute majority or working majorityor or NDA Government...

M: So if you feel Modi's coming back then buy into every decline.... if you feel Modi's not coming back .... FDs!!! But what is the Market's prediction....

F: Ram Mandir.... means BJP returns with thumping majority on its own.... 370...UCC ... Working majority for BJP on its own...

M: So you mean to say very little chance for Opposition to come to power...

F: Yes......if Oposition comes to power..... doesn't mean Opposition Won....means BJP Lost. 

M: Joke....RaGa :  Chattisgarh banne 18 years ho gaye....  if we win we'll make Chatisgarh into Adhthisgarh..

We have a good laugh... pay the tab and move out..

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS