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The worst thing for a politician is to try and cling to power by every possible means, and focus only on that.

Next Government in J & K  ?

Political observers say that there will only be National Conference and the Congress coalition Government in J&K.

In J & K, only coalition government !

It is generally believed that in J & K , no Government can be formed without a coalition.

RaGa kinjhoot ki Factory...

I'm at my favourite CP Cafe for my morning Cuppa. Seated at the adjacent table is a Lady who looks every bit an Activist. She picks up a conversation with me.

Lady: MJ Akbar in the news for the wrong reasons..

Me: Ma'am bad days for Men... I think I should make you sign a Disclaimer before talking  to you...'I picked up a Conversation with this person. He has not done anything that's offended me in any way'...

Lady ( Bursts out laughing): Yes bad times... one should be careful...

M: 10 Ladies have accused MJ Akbar of sexual misbehaviour.... from staring to hinting...though no formal complaint filed...so no FIR and Women Activists and Pseudos want Modi to sack him while he's on a Official overseas trip....isn't it a stupid expectation...

L: If there was a FIR then he would have been asked to return.... but now on just hearsay he cannot be asked to resign and return...and these acts are supposed to have taken place quite some time back... how come Congress MP Akbar did not face such charges...and now BJP MP Akbar facing charges...because quite a number allegedly took place before he became a Congress MP....

M: In all probability once he returns he will be asked to submit his side to MEA or PMO...and then based on developments next step..

L: Ladies can't just say something and expect Akbar to be hauled over hot coals... give proof... explain the time lag....and seems all of a sudden so many similar allegations...can be Copy Cat phenomena...

M: Some could be true and some for publicity... some to settle old scores and some just for fun...

L: Now a Lt. Gen who reached Gujarat with 3000 men after riots started has made a ludicrous claim that Gujarat Government delayed providing logistical support ...he claims 24 hour delay...

M: But reports say Modi Government acted promptly...

L: And this same General's friend has claimed that in private the General had praised Modi's handling of the Gujarat riots when they both met Modi...he says he had gone with the General to meet Modi after it was all over...

M: So in all probabilty this is another attempt to tarnish Modi's image.... do I even need to name who could be behind this..

L: Very rightly HAL has refused permission to RaGa to address Workers in HAL's premises...

M: Don't HAL employees know firsthand the delays HAL is causing.....is RaGa trying to create turmoil in HAL... as it is HAL is behind schedule in all Orders IAF has placed on HAL....all vital Orders .. does he want to create further delay.....what's wrong with him!!

L: Desperation....I was talking to a Senior retired IAF Officer and he told me one of the main parameter's for deciding Indian Partner set by Dassault was ....should have land, arrange its share of funds and should be able  to set up Plant and start production within a year..

M: And they've done it.... Foundation Stone in 2017 and today Cockpits are being assembled at this Nagpur Plant for Dassault's Falcon Jet..here see the pic of this Plant...

L: The other point he made was UPA qualified Reliance ADA Group for Power and Infra Projects... what experience  did this newly  formed Group  have in these fields of Business .....that's if experience  is that vital.... Reliance ADAG  been given Projects worth 1 lac crores  during UPA's tenure...I hear a detailed list being compiled by this Government....to show Congress's double speak...

M: RaGa is least concerned about the truth.... his Jhoot ki Factory churns out lie after lie and he does the lip service...Ma'am I could have sworn you are an activist...

L: I am an activist for the truth....

M: Sorry for my Disclaimer joke....

L: No harm done... I enjoyed it.... and its always better to be safe than sorry... and why not use humour as the 'mode' to put your point accross  ...

We have a good laugh ... I excuse myself ...pay the tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

atic Circles...

M: Is Media above the law.... a Durbaari has been raided and  entire Durbari gang showing its a cardinal sin to raid anyone who criticises  Government..

F: So do all kinds of jiggery-pokkery .... and then criticize Government and lo and behold you get a Card... Cannot be Raided....

M: I can name umpteen number  of Darbaris who 24x7 criticize....insult and sometimes abuse Modi... none of them have been raided...

F: That's because BJP's not vindictive....law takes its own course...

M: I think Modi trusts Fate.... does his job....  if he feel his critics are correct then corrects himself.. if they are lying... truth has this uncanny habit of slapping liars right in the face..

My friend gives me a Thumbs Up... I pay the tab and we move out..

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS