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When too many people give advice, things do not work.

Govt should not mess up with bureaucrats !

Grapevine has it that any government which had messed up with the bureaucrats had to go. It is also a test case for Modi government. Let’s wait and watch.

RSS wants Modi govt to continue

RSS wants Modi govt to continue because, insiders say, it does not wants to part ways with the comfort and the power it is enjoying for the past four years or so.

PackedUp

Back in Shimla on a short trip....today I meet my Respected Friend...Retired Senior Bureaucrat....at Baljis. Over piping hot Idli Sambars and Frothy Coffees we get chatting.

Respected Friend: What is really worrying...in his attempts to discredit Modi RaGa is maligning India...

Me: The worst combination.... low IQ Enemy...

RF: I think now when it comes to Rafalle RaGa's position is.... I want to now leave the blanket but the blanket does not leave me..

M: Now his lies will just get more and more ludicrous...

RF: I'm sure his Think Tank who got him into this fix in the first place... are now desperately looking for some issue to shift attention..

M: From clothes... to skin whitening Mushrooms...to Modi's  hair.... they've tried every trick....maybe now they'll say .....he has a 5000 calorie daily diet... gareeb ko khaane ko nahi milta aur humaare Pradhan Mantri 5000 calorie consume karte hai...

RF: And Congress Dirty Tricks Department will morphe pics of Modi eating from a humongous Thali....and Durbaris will air pics...as the Modi Thali..

M: And the truth is he's a frugal eater...his agility... his static girth.....his long working  hours are proof of a very strict dietary regimen....may be natural to him..as he's lived a frugal life..

RF: Now the #MeToo Gang has invented a new issue after Akbar took the first Lady who accused him to Court.. they say 47 Lawyers representing him..

M: I saw those mournful tweets and the attached Vakalatnama...fact is its a Vakalatnama and in all its Vakalatnamas this Law Firm names Lawyers on its payroll...now any 1 or 2 or 3 Lawyers from these 47 can represent Akbar in Court..

RF: To me it looks this #MeToo looks like Copy Cat phenomena... how come all have come  out when Akbar is a BJP Minister....why were they silent when he was a Congress MP and then Editor...there has to be a Conductor of this Orchestra...

M: Lies..lies and more lies is the mode Congress has adopted... they know the truth is there in Public Domain... but their  funda  is if we repeat a lie a 100 times it'll sound  like the truth..

RF: Just saw a Tweet by a Congress Spokesman..he paints a doomsday scenario around Exports... lies that Exports have fallen... truth is India's overall Exports... Merchandise and Services during April to September have risen by 17.38%...

M: Lagthaa hai Sonia gives them marks for their lies... more blatant the lies higher their marks...and the one who scores highest gets to accompany RaGa on his overseas trips...

RF: If India has to continue on this new upward trajectory its taken then India needs strong decisive Leadership...

M: Not like Congress... Pseudo-Secularism...Appeasement.....Corrupt....Khandaan besotted ...Ulterior Motives...Putrid Leadership....in short.... #PackUp ...

RF: Add Escapist.... Dictatorial after 'K' and you get .....Congress's condition today.... #PackedUp   ... and the reasons as elbaorated....

We have a good laugh ...pay the tab....and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS