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Sharad Pawar to be key player in 2019

NCP Leader Sharad Pawar has a long time ambition to become PM. In view of this he is going to play an important role in Indian politics next year. He has already said that he was trying to bring the non-BJP parties together on a common platform in a bid to defeat the ruling NDA.

No party to get majority in 2019 ?

Under the changed political scenario  now people feel that no party would  get the majority  in 2019 but a government like  Manmohan Singh  be formed that continued to rule for 10 years”.

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Now this is a hatrick.... at first I get a little suspicious....the Retired Slueth I've been talking to for the past two days at my favourite Cafe... is there waiting for me at my table today.  I order Coffees and with a perplexed look on my face sit down opposite my new found friend..

Retired Slueth: (seeing my perplexed look)....No ...no.... I'm 100% retired....been going to a Doctor in the next building for my knees... he's asked me to reduce my weight by 10 Kgs...so no Cookies..and no sugar in my Coffee....by the way RaGa keeps on saying CBI Director was asking for Rafalle Papers... was RaGa in touch with CBI Director to get this info...

Me: So Court has given it's verdict...the stop-gap appointee CBI Director is now a Lame Duck appointee... and CVC to complete Inquiry in 2 weeks ...and Court appointed Retired Judge will oversee Inquiry..

RS: So does My Lord feel... CVC can't be trusted ....funny... Judges have 0 accountability but feel a Constitutional Body Head.... who is 100% accountable ....needs it's supervision....

M: So why not appoint retired Judges to oversee Lokpal... CVC... EC... CBI.... ED.... CAG...etc.... this is getting ludicrous....

RS: Though Court could have felt that as CBI Director had refused CVC summons twice so could be CVC could be biased...

M: Chalo then My Lords can be biased too... don't they read Newspapers.... watch News and debates... don't they have political likes and dislikes...don't their wives say..... crackers give them a headache....takes hours to wash off Holi colours from grandkids...Ganpathy celebration are too noisy.... seeing Govinda pyramids they get vertigo...after all their wives are like any wife!

RS: All of them are supposed to switch off their biases and go by facts presented to them.... same for CVC..... this Court supervised CVC enquiry sends a very wrong message...and a very wrong precedence...

M: What if CVC puts his foot down and petitions Court.... if Court has to supervise CVC's Inquiry  then does the Nation require a CVC...

RS: Now I hear that Asthana ...#2 in CBI.... has said that CBI Director Verma was 'stonewalling 9 cases'..... Moin Qureshi case..ICRTC Case... Ranchi Bank Fraud case....Coal Block case... Haryana Land Acquisition case.... Appointment of R.P. Upadhyay as Joint Director...Induction of Rajeev Krishna....Chandigarh case...

M: Add to this the rumor that someone in CBI was very uncomfortable with Asthana's progress in Mallya's case..

RS: RaGa says 50% of Congress ruled States should have Women CMs..

M: So as Congress at present rules just one State itself...Punjab... election due in Mizoram.... so will Bhattal and Amrinder sit on a modified CM Chair.... CM Bench...another example he doesn't think before speaking... and 5 States going to Polls ...any possible women Congress CMs even on the horizon...no..

RS: Both RaGa and Kejri are patholigical liars.... now Kejri lies about UP purchasing a P 84 Helicopter for UP CM ...no Helicopter purchased..

M: Maybe tactfully he's trying to pitch for a Helicopter for Delhi CM...he's as it is in Chandaa Mode....AAP ka tho lagtha hai buss yehi sapna... Chanda Chanda japna paraaya maal apna...

RS: Another IBC success story....Essar Steel offers to settle debts to the tune of 54000 crores and seeks withdrawal from IBC ..

M: Not a tweet from Darbaaris on this...

RS: After PC's Chargesheeting and subsequent Bail... now Congress is a unique Party ...its  top hierarchy out on Bail....

M: Will any of them land up in Tihar..

RS: A Congi once proudly thumped his chest and boasted.... no Judge will send Sonia or RaGa to jail...

M: Even Indhra had felt the same....and she was a serving PM when she was sent to Jail...

RS: Are such Judges 'manufactured' any more...

M: Of course... as long as humans have a conscience and a spine .... they are manufactured...

We pay our tabs and bid each other adieu and go our ways....

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS