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PMO free from corruption charges

Corruption reports have poured in from most of the top institutions of the country but so far no one has been able to raise finger on any official of the Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s office.

Misinformation...

Yuan touches new low against Dollar!!

'Xi Jinping is to blame' koyi nahi karr raha hai holler!!

Here Rupee fell down and Modi was blamed!!

For Yuan's fall Xi Jinpeng not been named!!

Oil rise is beyond Government's control!!

From a galloping rise now Oil rise is down to a stroll!!

The reaction here to Oil prices grossly exaggerated!!

Of course by Darbaris the hullabaloo's been created!

If you own a Car and drive 100 kms /day!!

Just Rs. 600/ month extra you pay!!

Despite Oil spurt inflation in check!!

During Economist PM's term up to 13% it did trek!

Jobs too are another Darbaari jhoot!!

For Job creation data on New EPF accounts is the route!!

Consumer and White goods ..2 wheeler sales rising!!

Would not be possible if in jobs there was downsizing!

CBI's quarrelsome rivals put in place!!

An Inquiry both No 1 and 2 face!!

If BJP was breathing down CBI's neck!!

Both would have been kept in check!!

They'd have been kept busy with orders ...fix so and so!!

Let so and so go!!

RBI Deputy Guv a Rockstar Rajan Flunky!!

Sochtha hai humaara banaa saktha hai monkey!!

Scoring brownie points with Congress in case they come to power!!

With BJP he knows his career cannot flower!!

Hopes he's appointed RBI Guv or Chief Economic Advisor!

Fact is with every 'career fixer' we The Public get wiser!!

Law and Order... India's safer than it used to be!!

Despite the attempts to create strife by Rahul ji!!

He and his gang tried to do it via caste... religion and region!

Creating strife for power for Congress is like a religion!

In Kashmir terror lot on the run!

Have there been any attacks outside Valley.... none!

Both Pakis and Zealots  know BJP has no obligation!!

To please Muslims as now India's a truly Secular Nation!

On Ram Mandir the angst is on the delay!!

The  delay Hindus strongly flay!!

For Footwear and for Teesta's midnight hearing Court has time!!

Message to Hindus for RJB delay 'we don't care a dime'!

Goverment needs to take the Ordinance route!!

And believe me Court ko bhi karre ga suit!!

Because the delays show My Lords don't want to decide!!

My Lords know come what they'll be blamed by other side!!

So when Parliament not in session Ordinance karro pass!

Then let LS take Ordinance ki class!!

Pass it in LS and in the meantime 2019 election!!

Once BJP makes the selection!

Next term if need be pass it in LS again!!

If majority in RS alludes Joint Session's okay karro attain!

By that time it'll be November!!

Then ek baath karna remember!

Next CJI should not be 'related' to any Political Outfit!

In fact make this prerequisite for joh bhi karre ga CJI kursi pe sit!

Ceaser ki Biwi has to be suspicion ke above!!

This dialogue our respected My Lords really love!!

Investigate how RaGa knew CBI asking for Rafalle details!!

We all know what such secret info entails!

Though there's no reason for CBI to do so!!

So there's next to no chance down this road CBI would go!

RaGa also seems to know what's on RBI Guv's mind!!

Surely not something you look around and find!!

He should realize with who he's messing!!!

Push RaGa in a corner and he'll say 'Just guessing'!!

Confucius says... misinformation is name of RaGa's game!!

And on giving a bad name and hanging Congress has lot of fame!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS