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'You are no saint,' says the devil. Well, if I am not, I am a sinner, and Jesus Christ came into the world to save sinners. Sink or swim, I go to Him; other hope, I have none.

New theme “Change and Revenge” ?

People say in the ongoing Vidhan Sabha elections key theme has been “Change and Revenge”. Only results will show ?.

Results to decide future politics !

It is said that results of four Vidhan Sabha polls will decide the future of Indian Politics.

Raavan

A TV News Anchor posed a question to panel of six!

The six hit RaGa out of the Studio for a six!

Question was RaGa ki achievements karro tell!!!

Looked as if on their lips they applied  some glue gell!!

On the Panel their were RaGa Bhakts too but didn't utter a word!

Not even a whisper from them was heard!

Apart from lying what else has RaGa done!!!

Report Card.... Achievements : None!!

You go to Amethi and you realize failed as an MP too!!

Nothing for them he did do!

Rajiv visited them in their huts and RaGa does the same!!

What a crying shame!!

He sells them dreams of making Amethi Singapore!!

This Man lies from every pore!!

2 top Indian Spinners are in Pakistan for Kartarpur function!

Not on the field but in the Media their spins do function!

2 Sikh Ministers deputed to attend!!

Unn ko Modi ne kiya hai send!!

Though their  hearts will be joyous and full of devotion!

They'll put up a stoic front for the Nation!!

Unlike Sidhu who will do what he does best!!

Foolishness in jest!!

Amrinder sorry you have a monkey on your back!!

And you know uss ko you can't sack!!

RaGa will enjoy seeing you squirm in pain!!

Though in the end nothing Sidhu's going to gain!!

He's not CM material..not even fit to be a Minister!!

A Comedian Minister is something sinister!!

The message is ...Sonia ko hassao and touch her feet!!

And in a Cabinet she'll grant you a seat!!

A Congi told me... wait let RaGa gets 100% control!!

I think he meant when Sonia won't have any role!!

He said once he has 100% control will do wonders!!

Well Mister Congi then there will be no one to cover for his blunders!

Now behind the scenes Sonia moves the Pawns and Courtiers too!!

To save RaGa's and Congress's mooh!

Sometimes they pass the blame on or take the blame!!

So as to save Prince Dumbo from shame!

Example: Reported 26/11 night RaGa was at a bash (Party)!!

Step in Courtier with orders Modi ko karro bash!!

Courtier says..26/11 Modi was politicking as CM of a State!!

Running State is 24x7 job and its proven Modi works till late!

Mr. Courtier ji (Knighted) running State is not Politics!

We The People see through your tricks!

Via Telengana Congress trying to grab Muslim attention!

Freebies galore for Muslims and following is my contention!

Message of promises gone to Muslims in 3 Polling States!!

Fortifying Kamalnath's 'Muslims are our Mates'!!

Didn't do it directly in these 3 States as would effect Hindu Vote!!

Congis fingers crossed ..Telangana promises hope all Muslims take note!!

Confucius says....this is Congress for you!!

Just like Ravan ke 10 mooh!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Modi – most popular among world leaders ?

Assessing relative popularity of world leaders, may not be possible in absence of facilities for conducting surveys in such a large sample comprising several countries, though, to elicit opinion of its surfers, whispers in the corridors.com asked them –

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin – President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

And the opinion of the majority was that he is none other than the Prime Minister of India Narendra Modi.