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There has never been, and there will never be, another human who will be more successful than the humble Teacher,

Coalition with Modi ?

In a get-together people said, “BJP should not get majority and a coalition with Narendra Modi will be good for the country”.

Who is “Vibhishan “ in Congress  Party ?

The PDP, the NC and the Congress were set to form the Government in J & K. But one leader leaked the information to PM Narendra Modi and the move failed. Now the question is who is the “Vibhishan” ?

3/3 BJP

Now new spin is healthy voter turnout!

Means incumbent Party is on the way out!!

Could also be Voter realizing it is every Citizen's duty to Vote!!

Based on turn out many rumours afloat!!

Could also be Voter yearns for a repeat!!!

And realizes repeating would be like a feat!!

In MP and Chattisgarh it'll be a record if BJP does win!!

In Rajasthan incumbent always Voters bin!

Recent psephology is MP and Chattisgarh BJP ahead!!

In Rajasthan BJP 'in green from red'!!

Catching up fast with Congress!!!

In fact in Rajasthan now Congress under stress!!

Congress's  ronna-dhonna has commenced!!

As defeat it's sensed!!

3% EVM glitches with 75% turnout!!!

Congress EVM ronna-dhona visualising a rout!!

Rout even if with a simple majority BJP does win!!

15 year anti incumbency both CMs would bin!!

Chalo 11th December it'll be known!!!

If BJP has to celebrate or atone!!

They say Imran the pace bowler bowled a googly!!

And when Modi batted it Pak behaving crudely!!

They are upset that neither Indian PM nor MEA came!!

The 2 second rung Leaders just not the same!

Developing situation pe Modi did his computation!!

And decided on the deputation!

Now Pak MEA saying Indian MEA 'got shy'!!!

Don't even ask why!!

'Sharmeeli' Sushma has helped scores of Paki kids!

He should have thought of this before he took digs!!

Anyway to expect a Paki to be thankful is like milking a bull!!

Of what the bull excretes they are full!!

Why during UPA2 interest rate was kept below inflation rate!!

What were they trying to create!!

Force Public to shift to speculation in MFs and Stocks!

Share prices would shoot up when Investors came in flocks!

Create a bubble joh fatthaa!

Aur Chotta Investor katthaa!!

If you need Bail appoint PC as your Legal Advisor!!

Maybe now Court will give bail up to 2024 to 'PC Sir'!

He has some magic by which he gets Bail on demand!!

That's why Congis boast 'PC can never go into remand'!!

Confucius says...If you rob make sure its in hundreds of crores!!

Because Court takes stringent action against chotta chors!

Adds... Chotta Chori is up to a couple of crores!!

Uss ke oopar it's  the work of craftsmen and not chors!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Modi – most popular among world leaders ?

Assessing relative popularity of world leaders, may not be possible in absence of facilities for conducting surveys in such a large sample comprising several countries, though, to elicit opinion of its surfers, whispers in the corridors.com asked them –

Among top four world leaders viz. Donald Trump – President of USA, Xi Jinping – President of China, Vladimir Putin – President of Russia and Narendra Modi – Prime Minister of India, who is most popular.

And the opinion of the majority was that he is none other than the Prime Minister of India Narendra Modi.