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A bold onset is half the battle.

BSP not to get desired results in Vidhan Sabha polls ?

It is widely believed that this time the BSP will not get desired results in Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh and Chhattisgarh elections.

How many more Vermas and Asthanas in CBI in the pipeline ?

Power struggle in CBI has reached to an extent that people now laughingly ask, “How many more Vermas and Asthanas in CBI are in the pipeline ?”.

Modi ji encore...

Market has factored in BJP loss in Rajasthan!!
Though now BJP coming very close at No 2 sthaan (place)!

In striking zone of causing an upset!!
Rajasthani Voter was and is circumspect!

In Chattisgarh and MP BJP win factored in!!
In Telangana TRS with support of BJP will win!!

'Will Win' means form Sarkaar!
BJP will give support from bahaar!

In Mizoram too BJP 'will win'!!
Congress will say against Voters will this is a 'break in'!!

As usual EVM will be blamed!!
For this ronna-dhonna Congress is famed!!

Jogi's Silver road will remain an unfullfilled dream!!
This election Silver Road has been his theme!

He vowed if he comes to power will get a silver road made!
Just outside a Police Station it'll be laid!!

After Telengana TRS will up it's AP campaign!!
And become for Naidu a bane and pain!

Congress Dirty Tricks Dept., researching!
For an issue to hit out at Modi they are searching!!

One...they will say if in 2019 Modi gets an encore!!
Then 'Dictatorship' post 2019 is in store!!

There would be no elections thereafter!!
That is 2019 ke after!!

Fact is under Modi Democracy has breathed freely!!
Post 2014 we've been a Democracy ideally!!

With Gandhis in power we were a sham Democracy!!
A Democracy run by an Autocracy!!

Nepotism ...and servility to The Family or The 2nd Raaj!!
Arre inn ko aathi nayi thi laaj!!

Elderly Congis stooping to touch Prince's feet!!
At his feet themselves they'd seat!!

Gandhis feel proud when people bow to them!!
Whereas this type of behaviour Modi karta hai condemn!

Modi prevents Elders and Ladies from touching his feet!!
With folded hands karte hai sabh ko greet!!

He's even stopped 'garlands and Bouquets' !
Replaced this mindless craze!

Now either its a Book or stem of a Gulaab!!!
Made it known such charades mein nahi koyi laab!!

If Congress feels its Star Campaigner is Sidhu!!
All one can deduce Budhu relies on a Budhu!!

Irrepressible Swamy Knighted RaGa as Budhu and it's stuck!
And Sidhu's idiocies have left us all dumbstruck!!

A  Minister is a laughing Jackass in a Comedy Show!!
For a Minister a new low!!

Confucius says... When will they realize... Public is smart!
Shatru... Sidhu types now ..come..clown about and depart!!

Adds.... Voters laugh and look through their comedy act!!
Indian Voter is no longer gullible and this is a fact!!

Flash.... Christian Michel being extradited tonight!!

Another sign of India's growing might!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS