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When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

Will Michele open his mouth? 

If experts are to be believed, Christian Michele, who has been brought to India, after a long legal fight may divulge any secret about August deal ? They also say that his statement is bound to affect 2019 elections. 

After Michele, who next ?

Capital galleries are curious to know that after Christian Michele who is next? Will he be Mehul Choksi or Vijay Mallya ? Both have been declared willful defaulters and absconders ?.

Comedy..

Christian Michel extradited!
Government should be delighted!

He must have had his Custody ka 1st meal!!
He'll be questioned on the ghoos in Augusta Deal!!

They'll also question him on 6 crore paid to Media here!!
Many Durbaris would now be living in fear!!

Had Congress been in power Michel would have done a Q!!!
What Q did in Bofors case sure does intrigue!!

Now let's see which Lawyer fights his case!!
Intelligent guess... a couple of Congi Legal Stars in the race!!

Could also be an unknown Congi Vakeel!!
Who would be advised by Congi stalwarts I feel!

What if like a Congi FM Michel too is 'lucky' in Court!!
Court gives Michel Bail and asks for Deportation Report!!

Like Italian Embassy did for Manrines UK Embassy takes him in!!
As in UK what he's done is not a sin!

UK terms him as a Commercial Marine!!
Asks Court to jail him in UK Embassy as Indian Jails unclean!!

Meanwhile RaGa's gaffes continue!!
Some will say ... so what's new!

As per him Congress gave Kumbkaran Irrigation Lift!! 
It's actually Khumba Ram Arya .... RaGa ka naya comedy gift!!

Then he feels loudspeakers transmit!!!
Pucca hai iss ke Upper Storey mein bahut kuch ho gaya omit!

Loudspeakers just control volume of input!!
Can't transmit output!!!

Who is Nirav Choksi that RaGa named!!!

For a huge  robbery this man he blamed!!

RaGa forgot to name his accomplice Mehul Modi!!

I'm sure yeh sunn ke Sonia roh dee!!

What's RaGa's output....has he achieved a lot or
is his IQ very high!
Achieved 0 and IQ very low and all that he does is lie!!

In PM Surveys he shouldn't  get even one vote!!
But he gets some from those jo Congress pe karte hai dote!!

Just viewed a clip in which Modi answers questions overseas!
Modi's grasp one sees!!

On Climate Change he says we have right to milk Nature!
But no right to abuse Nature... even in Putin's eyes he rose in stature!

Putin was part of panel and is seen applauding Modi's  reply!!
Aptly Modi answered how India would comply (on climate change)!!

Just cannot imagine RaGa answering impromptu such questions!!
He'd have been looking to Pitroda for directions!!

He'd answer with unconnected mugged up content!!
India's image he'd dent!!

Next day headlines... Indian PM is a Dodo!!
That's why for India's sake ...RaGa as PM...is a big No No!

Confucius says...Neither RaGa nor his chosen one!!
What a joke it'd be... India's PM Chosen one by Sonia's son!!

Adds... That's his only qualification... Sonia's son!
Indhra's Grandson and Nehru's Great Grandson !!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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