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What’s wrong with being a boring kind of guy?” –

Rahul to become  strong after election results ?

Political observers believe that Rahul Gandhi will become stronger in and outside the Congress Party after the Vidhan Sabha election results.

Will early dissolution backfire KCR ?

In Telangana, experts fear that KCR's early decision of state Assembly is likely to backfire. They say that KCR and his party had not pre - conceived tie up between the Congress and the TDP which has put the ruling party on back foot.

‘Others’ may have a field day on Dec 11

With both parties – the BJP and the Congress – running the risk of falling short of only a few seats – any thing between one to 10 – in forming the government on it’s own, as per the ‘poll of polls’ in MP and Chhattisgarh, others will be in great demand and possibilities of ‘horse trading’ can not be totally ruled out.

EVM - Everytime Villified Machine...

Exit Polls and Congress gone  berserk!!
Dirty Tricks Department at work!!

Threatening tacitly Officials with prosecution when 'we return'!!
'Then to be prosecuted  will be your turn'!!

Congress knows many probes at culmination stage!!
So via such threats CBI ..ED..they aim to cage!!

A PIL Specialist putting out video content!!
Saying that to fix EVMs Jio employees were sent!!

When will they realize EVMs are not interactive!
However one may try to be proactive!!

Its just a glorified Calculator and nothing more!
You cast your  Vote jo EVM sirag karta hai  store!!

No modem in the EVM with which there can be remote access!!
With input and output no software can mess!!

Then Security and checks in presence of candidates reps!
Congress and Gang  ignore these steps!!

What's the Military Litfest Charade!!
Every year its played!!

Durbaaris get self-invited to needle retired soldiers present!
As you know every decision of Modi Durbaaris resent!

This time it was Surgical  Strikes!!
Which no Darbaari likes!!

They even needled/roped in a Lt.Gen who was then in-charge!
This time he led the charge!!

He felt Strikes should have not been publicized!!
Durbaari strategy around him had been devised!!

Fact is keeping mum would have been foolish!!
What India did was right and this was to be bullish!

You don't slap the enemy in his home and keep mum!
When enemy to hit you in your home has time and again shown dumm!!

The stupid logic is take a daring step but to publicize it be darpok!!
What a bloody joke!!

The good Lt. Gen kept mum on RaGa's 3 surgical strike claim!!
When Army has trashed it...what a shame!!

Then a retired Lt. Gen advising Doval  how to do his job!!
Darbaaris firing using the good Lt. Gen's gob!

These Litfests are just Liberal Fests!!
Sanskaari BJP each one of them detests!

Retired Generals usually want some appointment! 

If they don't get it start ranting because of disappointment!!!

Today by a quirk of fate is Sonia's Birthday!!
And today is also Anti Corruption day!!

Leave it to your judgement if one can celebrate both!!
Democracy... so you can but suggest you take Hypocrite's Oath!

Before chest beating on Jobs Opposition should see EPFO Data!
If they still cry on Jobs in ko padhne chahiye Bata (shoes)!

Yes Joblessness is making Sharad Yadav types mad!!
He even body-shamed Vasundhra ....sad.. so sad!

If she's fat... thin.... starved... it's none of his business!
Could be Sharadh suffering from RaGa's mental illness!

Confucius says..up to 2019 Poll language  bound to get worse!!
And Mani Aiyer types toh khullam-khulla karre ge curse!

Adds.... Modi as usual will give them a long rope!!!
Longest  rope to Congress's Head Dope!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS