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“Don’t confuse being ‘soft’ with seeing the other guy’s point of view.”

Defeat of BJP to benefit Modi in Lok Sabha elections !

It may sound to be intriguing at this stage but the fact is that the defeat of BJP in MP, Chhattisgarh & Rajasthan will ultimately benefit Narendra Modi in general elections because the expectations of the people in these states are too much which the cash starved respective state governments may find it difficult to fulfill during the next six months.

Bureaucracy helps K Chandrashekar Rao to retain power?

Whipsers have it that the bureaucracy played an instrumental role in ensuring and retaining power of Kalvakuntla Chandrashekhar Rao led Telangana Rashtra Samithi in Telangana?.

3/4th War won....

My friends ....both die-hard fans of Political Parties....one BJP and the other Congress..... drop in for gupp-shupp....  over Coffees and Gajar ka halwa we get chatting..

Congi Friend: Balle..... balle.... sadha Pappu pass ho gaya...
BJP Freind: So you accept he's a Pappu ....and take it from me Congress didn't win BJP lost...
CF: Papp.... sorry Rahul's rallies.... BJP teeno States chitt..
Me: A friend from Chattisgarh messaged me... he asked a group of villagers... gas milli..milli.... bijli milli... mili... ghar mille...mille... firr vote kisse... answer he got Congress.... he asked why... answer... Congress marne ke kagaar pe hai..... aggar marr gayi.... BJP kissi ki parwah nahi karre gi....yeh Vote hai BJP ko 'control' mein rakhne ke liye...
BF: You say Rahul's rallies made Congress win....means Congress won because of his gaffes.... he even invented a new numerical.... Pichathees...
CF: Jo jeetha wohi Sikandar...
BF: Every chance before 2019 your Sikandar could be 'andhar'... that's what Swamy says!!
CF: Congress has Star Lawyers... they have the 'technology' ..... see PC's case..... Court has given him Bail 7 times...Swamy to kall ka bachcha hai...
M: Kya boll rahe ho...Congress Lawyers have the technology to make guilty look innocent in eyes of law...so tacitly you accept that  RaGa deserves to be 'andhar'... but will not go 'andhar' because of Congress's so said Legal Technology...
BF: Abhe with Fans like you Congress  doesn't need enemies.... anyone listening to this discussion would deduce RaGa's a Pappu and deserves to be 'andhar'!!
CF: I deny it all..   I've been misquoted...its the Caffeine...
M: And what are you boasting about.... despite 3 term anti incumbency BJP gave a tough fight in MP..... Rajasthan always votes out incumbent Government... and in both States Congress doesn't have a majority on it's own...only Chattisgarh vote is decisive for Congress.... Telangana and Mizoram...wipeouts for Congress!!
BF: Actually NOTA tripped BJP...I feel those who pressed NOTA button.... majority  BJP fans who are angry with BJP for some of its hard decisions.... but though they were angry did not want to Vote for Congress..
BF: Yes..like take MP.... BJP lost MP by...47,827 votes.....NOTA polled ....542,295 votes....
CF: I hear the Business communuty there up in arms  against  BJP...especially smal Traders...
BF: For once I agree with you....BJP did very well in rural MP but lost in Urban MP....Demo and GST causing pain.....both steps very good for Nation.... but painful for Business community..and most of India do not  understand what deficit is ....and entire India pays for subsidy in due course.....loan write off is not loan forgiven...
CF: Aaj merra dill garden garden hai ..
BF: Aisa hotha hai... when you get unexpected  good news....no doubt these 3 wins huge morale booster for Congress...
M: Now RaGa has to deliver on his promise of Loan waiver... 10,000 for every unemployed youth...
BF: Has Punjab given a Loan Waiver till now... Congress will fib in all probability ....that State Finances precarious.... demand Central assistance.....or spin some yarns.....

M: Take it from me he will say.... karz Maafi is not a solution... solution is complex.... etc..etc...
CF: I trust RaGa and if its not done there would be very good reasons...
M: I hope now Modi realizes its time to stop alienation of BJP hardcore Voters..  
BF: Like woo Middle Class with meaningful IT Sops... they've been waiting for 5 years...go after the Corrupt....Mandir.....more effective reach of Farm Sops.....
M: Half measures.... are causing angst... like 80% OROP   ..... combined Farm initiatives 80% of what Farmers demand...40% of  demands of Hindus....etc.....
CF: Anything you say VJS.... Papp.... sorry but Rahul shut you up....abh kya likho ge!!
M: Lagge rahe ga yeh Munna Bhai..... BJP winning 2019 is like Haathi ke footmark mein sabh ka footmark.....my funda... Indian Public shaani hai.... they know replacing Modi is akin to apne feet pe axe maarna.. 
CG: Rahul will make a fantastic PM...
BF: From your lips to Sonia's ears... here's hoping Congress pits Rahul against  Modi...
M: 3/4th War won by BJP....

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