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“Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They’ll tell you.”

Will Mahajan also opt out?

Power circles discuss that after Sushma Swaraj and Uma Bhararti who else will not fight LS elections next year? Loud rumour says senior BJP leader and LS Speaker Sumitra Mahajan is likely to follow suit. It is better to wait till official announcement is made.

Rahul’s novel step !

Riding high on the crest of victory in three states,  Congress President Rahul Gandhi - in the backdrop of infighting for the chief minister's post in Madhya Pradesh and Rajasthan – decided to ask the party workers to take a call. Sending an audio message to over two lakh party workers in Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh, Rahul – it is learnt - asked them to reveal their choice of chief minister. In the audio message, it is said, he asked workers to name their choice while promising complete confidentiality.

Raffelia..

Sardi khaansi na malaria hooa!
RaGa gaya isse Rafellia hooa!!

Proven... Chowkidar is not a Chor!!
To prove he's a Chor lagaa liya RaGa ne poora jorr!!

SC threw out all the Petitions!
Ending all 'fasao Modi' Missions!!

But sadly decision came after 5 State elections!!
Leave it to you to make the  connections!!

What Bofors did to Rajiv ..Rafalle ne RaGa ko kiya!!

Credibility 0 karr diya!!

Abh dekho Michel kya uggalthe hai in custody!
At present Michel ko CBI karr rahi hai study!

Hopefully by February Mallya will be here too!!
Maybe Nirav and/or Mehul extraditions will come through!

Some more revelations and Congress will be in a fix!!
Also revalations about Congress's old tricks!!

MP and Rajasthan have CMs and one Deputy one too!!
Rajasthan CM has a Pilot as a Co-Pilot and 'mixed Air Crew'!

He wanted his choice Air Crew but had to concede!!!
Then only did the Co-Pilot Pilot's rebellious stand recede!!

Priyanka being included in 'CM decision making' was wrong!!
The Family controls Congress has been known for long!

And its also being said in the end Sonia had her way!!
Hearing about the bumbling by her kids she was in dismay!

She got to know brother and sister making a hash of it!!
Twiddling her thumbs she could not sit!

She did not want RaGa's competition to come to power!

How could she allow Scindia and Pilot to administratively flower!

So out went the dictat... Oldies win!
'Youngsters' with Deputy CM offers karro pin!

Scindia bargained and Pilot accepted Deputy CM offer!!
Scindia they say had his own counteroffer!!

After proving he can count from 1 to 10 now let's see!!
If Loan Waiver (LW) RaGa orders and his CMs agree!!

He'll announce and CMs will wait for Modi's LW to be announced!
Then show-off 'by RaGa' it was first pronounced!

His Durbaris will step in and say 'RaGa forced PM to act'!!
As RaGa's announcement was having an impact!

Mama ji aka Shivraj showing he's a People's Neta!!
Joh come what may Public ko importance hai detha!

Embraking on a thank you yatra in Madhya Pradesh!
Thank you for the trust for 15 years will be the sandesh!

Confucius says...BJP Leaders have a heart!!!
And for guidance they don't have to listen to an Upstart!!

Adds.... They have Modi as their Guide!!
Its like having Mount Everest kind of Neta on your side!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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