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Modi Cabinet Reshuffle on the card?

According to sources, PM Narendra Modi is likely to reshuffle his council of Ministers. It is said that portfolios of 3-5 ministers could be changed and one or two ministers likely to get additional charges. One former CM is likely to be sworn in.

Will Prasad get I&B ?

Rumours are high that Ravi Shankar Prasad will be given the additional charge of I&B Ministry.

This is difference between Shivraj Singh and Kamal Nath

One of the first major announcement of new Madhya Pradesh Chief Minister Kamal Nath of waiving of farm loans did not appear in newspapers as front page advertise. Infact the new CM directed the officials not to project him in advertisement. Had it been the announcement of outgoing CM Shivraj Singh, all the news papers would have carried front page advertisement carrying big photograph of Shivraj Singh.

Loan Waiver.

I'm  in the Departure Lounge....flight is delayed because of fog..the Gentleman seated next to me moans about the delay saying that he has a meeting in the Ministry of Finance. Turns out he's the MD of a Co-operative Bank.... I pick up a couple of Coffees and we get chatting.

M: And Farm Loan Waiver Congress style.. in Punjab 73000 crores waiver announced  ...months later loans waived off ....200 cr...Karnataka....44000 crores announced ....loans waived off ....800 crores....
RF: Rockstar Rajan talks of fall in RBI rating if RBI shifts 1/3rd surplus to Government ....can I ask Rockstar to let me know what's the rating of Bundesbank and Bank of England...
M: Abh toh to score brownie points with RaGa kuchch bhi anaap shanaap bollta hai ....he has dreams to become  RBI's Guv again...
RF:  Speaking  of RaGa...shouldn't he reign in his Bhonpu... Mani Shankar Aiyer...hear he bad mouthed Government on Rafalle to a Pak News Channel...
M: Next time he's in Pak India should revoke his Citizenship....
RF: I'm sure he'll become  the Bhonpu of Imran.... Pappus yaha... Pappu waha....Pappus kahaa kahaa...
M: Whenever 1984 comes up...RaGa says he knows nothing as he was a child.... but when his political inexperience is questioned...the same child was privy to decision making by his Grandma and Dad....learnt how Nation is run.... Foreign Affairs... 
RF: Baloney....when he entered Politics he was like the kid who pronounces Roti as Thoti... knew nothing....and till today he often shows his naivity...
M: Just recently.... an elder heard people say... Pappu pass ho gaya..... the Elder moaned ..Pass ho gaya... kitna young tha..... another elder sitting next to  him.....shubh shubh boll....RaGa ke kaaran a disease that plagued India for decades is being eradicated...
RF: Disease   .... Congress ya Gandhi Pariwaar..
M: Koyi farrak nahi.... ek hai....

Flight  departute is announced and we move to board the flight.

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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