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Everything will probably never be OK. But we have to try for it.

Only politician who used to take care of his loyalists

In this era of ‘use and throw’, there has been, as far as memory goes, only one politician in the recent past who used to take care of his loyalists – be they officials, journalists or  from any segment – and he was Late Arjun Singh.

Will Satyavrat go to Rajya Sabha from UP ?

Grapevine has it that Satyavrat Chaturvedi, who has recently been expelled from the Congress for six years, will go to Rajya Sabha on Samajwadi Party ticket from Uttar Pradesh.  Let’s wait and watch.

Dill ek hai...

I'm at my favorite CP Cafe ...enjoying my morning fix  (Coffee)... seated at the adjacent table is a Busybody....shifting his attention between files...his  Tab... and Mobile. After a while he stops.....starts enjoying his Coffee and gets into a conversation with me...

Busybody: Was in Bhopal and Jaipur post the results... by the way I work for a Star Trading House...Public  already disenchanted with Congress...
Me: No honeymoon period... even Kumarswamy got a month or so honeymoon  with the Voter..
B: The Loan Waiver and shortages causing resentment... first Urea... then just prior to my leaving  Bhopal this morning... there was talk about Coal Shortages in Power Plants..
M: Congress thrives on doublespeak when it comes to promises ... ..then creating and milking shortages are its forte...
B: Post loss the dignified manner in which Mamaji Shivraj and Vasundhara have behaved have won hearts...and Congress overlooking Scindia and Pilot causing resentment...

M: I think Public has tired of Congress's old Leaders.... believe me they are disliked...
B: I'm 100% sure demands for funds must have started coming... 'audit' of a different kind would be going on .....how to meet demands.....

like take Punjab ....its said.... Farm Loans outstrip Value of Crops ......do I need to expound why and how this happens..... and as usual habitual loan offenders will benefit ....the responsible one's will get zilch....

M:  I expect a slew of Welfare schemes and then application of Rajiv's formula.... only 16 paisa of every Rupee would  reach Ground Zero....schemes named after Nehru-Gandhis.... the name means pilfering is mandatory...
B: In a fit of stupidity caused  by desperation RaGa tweeted....NO ONE KILLED...Haren Pandya......Tulsiram Prajapati.
Justice...Loya.....Prakash..Thombre....Shrikant Khandalkar......Kauser Bi.
Sohrabuddin Shiekh.....THEY JUST DIED...
M: Yes I read the Tweet and the replies he got must have made him run to his Mummy...like this one....NO ONE KILLED.....Subhash Chandra Bose ......Lal Bahadur Shastri...
Dr. Shyama Prasad Mukherjee....Sanjay Gandhi....
Jessica Lal......Sunanda Puskar......Bhawari Devi....Syed Modi....Madhumita Shukla... Pilot... Scindia... THEY JUST DIED..
B: 100% the person who handles RaGa's Twitter Account doesn't like him....Handler Tweets such stupid content.... joothiya padthi hai RaGa ko....
M: Now Yeda Thackrey (Udhav).... as he's now known... says Rafalle Deal given to a Company that has 0 experience....compromising our Faujis...
B: Fool doesn't even know  that DRAL will not  be making even a nut bolt for Rafalle...  the Company's been chosen for Dassault's other Jets... like  Falcon Executive Jets...making Cockpits for this Jet..
M: Udhav not known for his  diligence...another Pappu...
B: Iss Desh ka kya hogaa daal daal pe Pappu baitta hai...
M: Modi is the cure....he's set the bar so high that Public realizes no one can replace him....
B: All that plagues India... harr bimaari ki ek dawaa... Modi.....and just got this WhatsApp Message....post loss Mamaji's dignified response.....and his going back to the People so fast....ek dill hai Mama ji kitni baar jeeto ge.. 

It's getting late and so I wish my newly made friend adieu....pay the tab... and move out..

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS