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The task of the government is not only to pour honey into a cup, but sometimes to give bitter medicine.

Rahul’s annual exam in 2019

It is said that Rahul Gandhi has passed half yearly examination in the five state Assembly elections while his annual exam would be in 2019 when Lok Sabha polls would be conducted.

Why did Scindia and Singhdeo  miss the bus ?

Despite of their claim, the Congress High Command did not make Jyotiraditya Scindia and T S Singhdeo  Chief Minister in Madhya Pradesh and Chhattisgarh respectively. Insiders  say, after learning lesson from Punjab CM Amrinder Singh the High Command had  made up its mind to keep Raja’s and Maharaja’s  out to head any state and they are okay at the Centre.

Shabash Yogi...

In UP no more Namaaz in Public Places!!
For this Order from Darbaris flack Yogi faces!!

Ask them why do they feel Yogi is wrong!!!
All that they'll  make is a face that's long!!

There's no logical argument to say this be allowed!!
No Muslims are not being cowed!!

Anyone blocking Public space is wrong!! 
So what if it was being done for long!!

Saudi has Namaaz restrictions though its an Islamic State!
If you are driving your Namaaz will have to wait!!

You can't perform Namaaz on the road....kerb....sidewalk!!
Park your car and for your Namaaz to a secluded area walk!!

Yogi's Order is sensible and much needed!!
Lets see how he ensures that  Order is heeded!

Don't understand Pappu Stalin's saying!!
Though he too is known for braying!!

How can he blame Modi for TN Farmers woes!!
Sorry Mr TN Pappu to TN State this blame goes!!

DMK... AIDMK and Congress been in power in TN State!!
And they are responsible for TN Farmers fate!!

Modi's done a lot for Farmers from MSP to Crop Insurance!!
Mind you done a lot...not given assurance after assurance!!

DMK is also a Dynastic Party!!
Another Pappu Party if you want to be tarty!

Bogibeel India's longest road rail bridge!!
Which was conceptualized long back and kept in the fridge!!

Since Modi came to power work started on a war footing!
Example of...others were interested in just looting!!

While in the fridge cost rocketed!!
Pataa nahi funds who who pocketed!!

Modi has connected North East India with rest of Nation!!!
In North East on what Modi's doing Public main elation!!!

First LJP now Apna Dal... bargaining for more seats!!
Don't believe Darbaari tweets!!

A few days back they tweeted Paswan on way out!!
But in a few days all was sorted out!

Now they are tweeting about Apna Dal ire!!!
Tweeting BJP - Apna Dal Alliance on the pyre!!

Once the seats matter is sorted out!!
The Darbaris will shut up without a doubt!!

'Kill him mercilessly'... what if a BJP Leader ne yeh bolla!!!
Durbaaris machchaa dette rolla (hulla)!!!

They'd demand the resignation of the CM!!
And then gone on to demand resignation of the PM!!

Liberals.. Award Wapsi...Civil Society would start shouting!
Democracy in India Foreign Journos would be doubting!!

BBC... Washington Post and likes would get into the act!!
With Indian Durbaaris they have a pact!!

Parliament would be rocked!!
Freedom of Expression mocked!!

However as it was CM of Congress + JD (S) Alliance!!
Why the silence is no big science!

A CM ordering.... shoot to kill!!

Should have sent  down  the 'spine of Civil Society a Chill'!!! 

Durbaaris belting out excuses for Kumarswamy's Order!!

Like..'Momentarily Gowda Jr ke dimaag mein disorder'!!

'He was just venting his ire via blank call'!!

They argue 'isse kehthe hai drama waali call'!!

Confucius says..Durbaaris ne banaa diya Journalism ka joke!
When it comes to values and principles this lot is broke!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS