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Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.

Will Priyanka Gandhi contest from Rai Bareilly ?

Instead of Sonia Gandhi, her daughter Priyanka Gandhi Vadra is likely to contest from Rai Bareilly Lok Sabha Constituency.

Defeated army is not ready for another war ?

Political observers believe that the defeated army in the three Hindi ruled states is not ready for another War-means Lok Sabha.  An alarming signal for the BJP.

Achieved what????....

My friend.... a retired Slueth ...drops in for Coffee and Gupp-Shupp... over Lattes and Cookies we get chatting.

Me: In Custody ...someone  must be daft to slip a note to his Lawyer...
Friend: Actually Christan Michel must be abs desperate...
M: I'm sure Congresswomen of standing in the Party... would swear that their pet name is Mrs. Gandhi... so infatuated they  are with this name...
F: Then ' Big Man R' name too is there on the table... in fact Michel allegedly referred to someone as 'the son of the Italian Lady' who would be the next PM of India...its pretty obvious who he's talking about...
M: I'm sure under the able guidance of Congress's Star Lawyer who goes by the given name.... Mr Zero... Joseph will argue....by no standard is 5'8" 65 kgs., RaGa a 'big man'!!
F: And there is a Twitter Handle.... @MrsGandhi.... which belongs to a BJP functionary... her name is Mrs.Gandhi too....so Michel Lawyer may say this is the Mrs. Gandhi he was talking about.....just to prove there isn't just one Mrs. Gandhi....

M: This is going to go on and on..... Congress will say Political Vendetta and BJP will say finger points at First Family of Congress...
F: By the way those Retired HAL Officers who protested  Rafalle choosing Ambani.... now what do they have to say on News that Tata was preferred ober HAL in the Augusta Westland  Deal ..
M: Fake narrative..... fact is HAL is overbooked ....and delayed in its ongoing Contracts...the protesting retired Officers were well aware...
F: So new Rajasthan Government kicks-off it's stint with a Urea Shortage... then  it's  withdrawn Vasundhara's Minimum Education Qualification and Toilet at Home criterian ....what logic... must be...its your fundemental right to stay uneducated.... and urinate or take a crap at will...
M: And in MP

F: And Modi's right Congress  Farm Waiver is a desperate measure for Votes... promise total waiver and give waiver to only a few... and keep the waiver carrot dangling...
M: So Durbaaris now trying to hype RaGa's potential... he's been  made the Achiever of the Year....
F: You remember when he tore the Ordinance ...Durbaaris had said then.....he had come of age....

M: What has he achieved ... lost a spate of elections... committed gaffe after gaffe...lied.....couldn't get a Working Majority in MP ...where BJP faced 3 term anti incumbency.... Rajasthan which  always dumps incumbent Government...and it's well known BJP lost Chattisgarh...Congress did not win..
F: And lying is no achievement.... RaGa's been on a lying spree...
M: So the one's who feel lying is an achievement must have lied while crowning him as Mr. Achiever....this particular Darbaari Media House has been trying to bolster him for some time..first they had called him Warrior Prince...then Prime Candidate and now Mr. Achiever...
F: The joke doing the rounds... Doctors removed the left side of someone's brain and  asked him to count to 10...he counted.... 2 ...4 ...6 ...8 ...10...then they removed the right said and asked him to count to 10.... 1....3....5.....7...9 ...then they removed 99% of his brain and asked him to Count... he shouted...Rafalle is a ghotala... Chowkidar Chor hai...

We have a good laugh and  I see my friend off at the door..

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS