POLITICS

This is History (911)

Man only honors what he conquers or defends.”

Manmohan Singh is very active these days !

In view of his soft image, former PM Manmohan Singh has been asked to be in touch with other political parties to have a coalition.In case of majority he may be asked to become PM for some time before handing over to Rahul Gandhi.

Unique political situation in country

There is a unique political situation- Modi has more opponents and less competitors in politics but Rahul has more competitors than opponents.

Modi's timing A1...

Yes get ready for Modi's 2019 push to commence!!
Months before General Polls makes sense!

Public's Memory is short lived so do it near finishing line!!
Or in a couple of months Public starts to whine!!

Like Farmers can never be satisfied!
They feel to them Nation should be gratified!!

In fact may soon demand GST se karro exempt!!!
'Any tax on us Farmers is like contempt'!

Problem is land holdings now are so low!!!
Its like kneading a spoonful of dough!!

So at most Government can give them is a pain killer!!
To relieve pain of the Land Tiller!!!

Middle Class wants Income upto 7 lac to be tax free!!
Unn ka yeh hai fervent plea!!

BPL too have expectaions!!
This truly is one of the expectant Nation's!!

Problem is irresponsible  Netas like RaGa!!
Aaya... anaap shanaap promise kiya aur bhaga!!

But their anaap shanaap promises builds expectations!

Public start hoping for delivery on anaap-shanaap Declarations!!

Like promise total Farm loan waiver but give it to few!!!

And then tell Indians wait you are in queue!!

Worst scenario is having a Dimwit as a foe!
Modi ji sadly you are saddled with Dumbo!

Scindia etc., who corrects and prompts Dumbo do know !!!
That it's an understatement to say Dumbo is slow!!

Kehthe hai Dumbos ki na dosti achchi na animosity!!
Unless the foe is Dumbo too then there is reciprocity!!

St. Antony says Gandhis did not interfere in Augusta Deal!!!
What do you feel!!!

I'm sure most will say St. Antony is no Saint!!
Blackened Gandhis ko White karr raha hai paint!!

In Rafalle there's nothing to prove wrongdoing!!!
Don't we know why RaGa is booing!!

No Documentary proof ...no Middleman...no evidence!!!

A desperate attempt to deflect attention one can sense!!

His allegations are all a mann-ghannat story!!!
To cover up for the revelations on The Great Augusta Chori!!!

Arre one Congi toh made money via backdoor!
And his Boss has the gaul to call Chowkidar a Chor!

Paintings of kith and kin worth zilch were sold!!!
To buy paintings Navratnas were allegedly told!!

Middlemen too chipped in!!!
And to the Bank went the Artist with mooh pe grin!!

Confucius says... Khulle aam chori and tacit chori are same!
Tacit Artistes think we don't see the game!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

This is History (910)

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”

This is world-wide reaction ?

It is said that wherever GST is implemented that Government has fallen. Will the history be repeated in India ?

Modi magic to start in January ?

Sources close to Narendra Modi say that in view of the Lok Sabha elections, the Modi magic will start this month only. One can wait for January and February.

No more loot...

Durbaari Channel says Vajpayee Nehru of the Right!!
This slur Vajpayee fans should fight!!

Though for Nehru fans reason to celebrate!!
They'll  taunt... aur karro Nehru ko berate!

One Ahmed says Modi  can't become Nehru via Nehru's attire!!
Or become like Indhra by being a oft overseas flyer!!

Just shows Nehru..Indhra and Rajiv had no qualities to ape!
His comments must have left Congis agape!!

All 3 awarded Bharat Ratnas to themselves very funnily!!
The official handout said they did this so humbly!!

Ahmed of course will not dare talk what RaGa's qualities!!!
RaGa simply lacks even basic 'commodities'!!

Has bouble standards like Great Granddad !!!
And travelling toh hai iss ka fad!!

Has the same funda on Corruption like Dad!!!
Humm Maalik hai so in our case corruption isn't bad!

Mindset 'Desh humaara... Desh ka paisa humaara'!!
'Corruption bollne ke pehle sochchna dubaara'!!

At long last Sajjan 'Butcher' Kumar in jail!!
Till last minute he  was thinking he'd manage bail!

Hope they lock him up and throw the key away!!!
That's if for his crimes he's made to pay!!

Two other Congi Stalwarts at present roaming khullam-khulla!
On one getting a pivotal post there was a lot of hulla!!

Imagine if Modi loses the New dispensation will be flush with funds!
They'll drive economy deep into red and some will take refunds!

Refunds ..those who lost money during Modi's stint!!
In new Government money they'd mint!!

Some lost money as their Dalali went bust!!
Out of power many had to rust!!

Some lost money post Demo and some paid the price!!
That's why not voting for Modi would be unwise!!

Confucius says....would you like old days of loot and scoot!
Or present scenario those who loot get the boot!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs.

VJS