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Film on Advani ?

Rumours have it that a film is being made on LK Advani titled “The Impossible Prime Minister”.

Vaibhav Dange and Gadkari !

People say Secret of Nitin Gadkari’s success is his PS Vaibhav Dange. Dange who is an IRS officer works very hard for his boss Gadkari.

Rafalle

My friend who works for a Economy Think Tank drops in for Gupp-Shupp....over Coffees and Cookies we get chatting....

Friend: With his lies RaGa's made Rafalle into an issue...I think his objective is a JPC... and if he gets a JPC he will claim victory....it would be advantage Congress....
Me: With no proof....of course with the help of Darbaaris....RaGa has made it into an issue with sheer lies...something credible as per Congis..
F: What childish behaviour by Congress MPs in Lok Sabha yesterday ....throwing paper planes from the Well of the House.... 
M: Expected ...after all their Leader is a Man Child...
F: This Rane Audio Tape which RaGa is positioning as a huge exposè....its nothing but the work of Congress's Dirty Tricks Department...
M: Work started some time back when Congress said Parrikar holding on to Office despite his illness because he is in the know about Rafalle....in a way hinting he's blackmailing Modi to remain CM despite his illness...
F: But then came the 'oxymoronic' statement... that Modi was forcing Parrikar to show up for work for pics of him  working with medical tubes sticking out.... ...
M: And RaGa had said that Parrikar did not even get to see Rafalle File ....Congi Spokesman says ...as per Audio Tape Parrikar got all the files in his bedroom..
F: Arre Files can be anywhere... SC has given it's verdict.... seen the documents provided by Government..... and though it cannot  technically evaluate the Deal... it's seen the procedure... and prices and satisfied itself...Congress can have no technical issues as it had itself chosen Rafalle .....
M: The Petitioners in the Rafalle matter have filed a Review Petition... their main grouse... the Documents submitted to SC by Government  were unsigned....baloney......maybe the copies they were given of selected documents as per Court's instructions  were unsigned!!!
F: Coming back to the Tape....why didn't  RaGa authenticate the Audio  Tape in Lok Sabha...
M: Because the tape is a Mime job.. and he's been told the penalty of authenticating a fixed tape.....I'm sure he would  have been advised  to be wary.....
F: Jaitley ne toh RaGa ko aisa jawaab diya in Lok Sabha that RaGa at one stage looked he'd burst into tears....he taunted RaGa with.... Mr. Q....Augusta... National Herald....and with indisputable facts and figures...

F: And then RaGa goes and lands his foot again in his mouth... tweets four  questions for Modi.... but there is no question 3/4....then later he says that he withheld Q 3/4 as Madam Speaker had asked him not to mention Goa Audio Tapes.....

M: Antony had answered his Q 1/4.... no funds.....Q 2/4...even a fool would not compare the prices of a simple fly away Jet with a fully weaponised Fighter Jet.....Q 4/4....Kharge answered it... as he had in his capacity of PAC Chairman questioned HAL's performance.....so Dassault chose Ambani.....as for Q 3/4....the Tweet is not in perview of Parliament ....Madam Speaker had asked him not to mention Ambani's name.... and as RaGa did not authenticate the tapes the matter became infructuous....

no reason for him not to ask a question on Goa Audio Tapes in his Tweet...... had he authenticated the tape he could have mentioned the tapes and demanded a discussion on the Tape in Lok Sabha...

F: In fact after he tweeted his Questionaire ....without Q 3/4.....I have 3 Questions for him.... Q1:Does he know how to count.... Q2: Was it all a joke....Q3 : Was it a miscommunication....
M: Slip between the brain and the finger tip with which he punches the pop-up keyboard of his mobile....

We have a good laugh and I see my friend  off at the door...

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS